Unique things about me:

I sail with old men.
I once drove 500 miles for a cup of coffee.
I once got kicked into a bar.
For a long time, the only stamp in my passport was from Liechtenstein.

I would like a sticker for my guitar that says, "This machine kills fascists." If you get that reference, we should talk.

I was 6. She was 5. We ate ice cream and then went to the playground.