I have decided to stop drinking today. For every bottle of whiskey I own I will drink one glass then poor the bottle out. For every wine bottle I have I will poor a drink out and lick the bottle. Fore every glass of beer I poor I will drink another bottle of wine. 4 every wine of bottle I poor I will poor another bottle of drink for one more glass of champagne. phor beer glass drink I ppour in I glass drink it for the one i had today....... I drinking today stop another poor of glass in the drinky please! (lmao- I love this)

I enjoy laughing and making others laugh. You probably won't "get" my humor, I'm very RARELY serious. I love to quote movies like Ace Ventura & Austin Powers. I am a very sincere and caring person. I always try to see the good in everything. I am honest and sensitive. I truly care about others and their feelings and love to help people in their times of need. I’m not a push over by any means. I stand up for myself, and what I believe to be right. I’m very outspoken, I’m not afraid to speak my mind. That doesn’t mean that I’m some b*tch who runs her mouth, that’s not me at all. If you don’t agree with me, that’s fine. We can agree to disagree. My friends think I’m a lot of fun to be around, because you never know what I’ll say or do. I love to make things up as I go. I sometimes play the role of “space cadet” for entertainment purposes.

I love to watch movies; I’m pretty easily entertained. I prefer comedies. I enjoy a wide rang of music, lately I’ve been listening to a lot of smooth jazz and 90s rock / soft rock.

I love to get outside and walk, canoe, play volleyball, play pool, bowl, go 4wheel driving, ride 4wheelers, drive and fish… I’m open to just about anything. There are a LOT of things I have yet to do.

I was raised up with drag racing in my blood. I love the smell of burnt rubber and the sound of a big block Chevy! I was a big tomboy growing up, so I’m not afraid to get dirty. I love to hang out with some friends, kick back a cold one, have some laughs and relax.

I get along real well with people who can play off of my humor. I’m very witty and sarcastic. I don’t like to be serious, but I can be if the moment calls for it. I have 2 beautiful children who act just like their mama. They have their father in their life, so PLEASE don’t tuck your tail and run thinking you’ll have to play daddy. I’d prefer it if you DIDN’T.

I am a woman who doesn’t “need” a man in her life, but who thinks it might be nice to have one again. Even for just a friend. I grew up with mostly male friends, and I miss it. I’m not looking to have a relationship, if one develops, alrighty then. I just really want to find someone who “gets” me. Who is understanding, and open-minded. Someone who loves to laugh and isn’t uptight. I’m not into material things, and I’m not attracted to someone who has a big ego.

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I’m a social person, just because I talk to you, doesn’t necessarily mean I’m “interested” in you.

I am currently attending college online to get my Bachelors in Psychology. So far, so good. At the moment I'm looking at becoming a Marriage and Family Therapist. Helping people is my passion in life.

The type of man I like: clean cut & well put together.

I don't like to use the term "date." Mainly because it puts too much pressure on you. I like to say we're just 2 people going out to have a good time.
I like to go out to eat and then go do something fun, like play pool. Something that get's the two of us talking and laughing. I'm open for suggestions.