An Open Letter to the POF Community:

Good day; and a blah, blah, blah, and more blah to y'all. I am the provincial Word Sheriff for this here corner of the website, and I want to tell y'all that I am deeply disappointed with the latest male profile round-up. No, ya know what: you scrubs make me PUKE! All you men with yer "down-to-earth"s and yer "lookin for a special lady"s and yer "walkin hikin and biking"s... has the 40-Year-Old Virgin taught you nothing!? If I see another "open minded," "great sense of humor," "nice guy," or "very caring person," I might just give it all up and toss my PC in the river.

And another thing: I hereby resign my post on the POF PhotoCzar Review Committee. I have warned you men time and time again about the shirtless pictures posing with motorcycles and dead animals, and in return you have given me the virtual middle finger. Sisters of the POF Community cry out to me, "return some sanity to our little digital world!" but that darn free speech thing means we must continue to be assailed by scowling flexing pecs glarin' in the mirror at 3 AM in a poorly-lit room... I for one cannot abide, and so I wish my PhotoCzar successor best wishes for the ongoing attempts to corral the unceasing chaos.

Yours Truly,
POF Member 34rTX7701

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