I contain multitudes.

No, wait. That was Walt Whitman. I contain maybe half a multitude, 75% of a multitude at most.

I'm in decent shape (abs of plastic, or that crusty Jello that you left out overnight), and financially stable. Share rural home with two dogs and two cats.

I like stomping through Ohio's woods and fields, and justify this silliness by claiming the dogs need their walks. All about them, you see. But then, I also spend time at my iMac creating animations.

I seek intriguing, honest companions for thought-provoking conversation, travel, and general horizon-broadening. If you're the captain of your own ship and used to looking out for #1, we just might get along.

Graveyard sense of humor a plus.

Hope to hear from you soon, whoever the heck you are.

Well, geez, 50% of the answer depends on the other party. Anything from kayaking Slippery Rock Creek to solving the world's problems over libations to taking in Evil Dead: the musical. Or maybe a candlelit dinner on the beach during a soft rain. You know, the usual.