GREETINGS TO ALL VIEWERS:

Some of you might take what you are about to read to offense..but I can at least say that I am HONEST and STRAIGHT FORWARD!!

My name is BRANDY not candy, and no I do not know if my kisses taste like candy because I do not kiss myself..if your lucky enough you might find out...hehe

I have a very open mind policy...dirty and sarcastic sense of humor..so beware..lol I am a very humble and easy going person...I have recently discovered that to attract a decent good-looking man you have to be a size 0 so I have decided to take on ANEREXIA...(JOKING)..I do exercise but I have to tell you after having a baby its not the easiest thing in the world to get back down to a semi flat belly...geez Im not Angelina jolie..taken me a year to get where Im at and Im still working on it...so if you happen to be a personal trainer all tips would be greatfully appriciated...thanks...

Things I like to do:
Social Drinker, not a sloppy drunk I can handle and control what I drink..I like my girls nights out weather we stay in paint are toes and brag about how big are dildos are or go out to a club..You must TRUST me as I would you if hanging with the boys..TRUST is the key factor to all relationships it the glue to it..
I enjoy the outdoors, four wheelers, long walks, playing at the park with my kiddo chasing geese, fishing is good Im a little impatient though when it come to it...they should eat the bait right away...so bear with me there...lol I enjoy time at home watching movies the scarier the better but comedy works to can always enjoy a good laugh..Ohh and how can I forget the Disney movies..gotta chill out with my daughter too...lol
I Have a busy life I maintain a fulltime job, being a single fulltime mom and now a fulltime student...Your probley thinking where am I gonna fit in dating..TRUST me if your worth my time I will make it possible...Are late nights ok??? JK..lol

Some things that I like cheesecake wait no I love cheesecake with cherries....mmmm Uncooked hotdogs and marshmellows over a bonfire...Italian and Mexican food are my favorite..I cook but most of it is frozen and goes in the Microwave...lol Really no my mama taught me how to cook anyone up for some homade Lasagna??? If your nice I will throw in some garlic bread and a cheesy EPIC Film...lol
My days off I enjoy spending time with my daughter and relaxin at home..We love rockin out hairbrush and all..hehe Some things we might rock out to is a little bob seeger maybe toss in some shindown or get our groove on with some Soulja Boy and the whine down with a little bryan adams...I also enjoy alone time good candle lit bath with a book or mag...Cosmo Mostly I like to keep up with the mens saucy bedroom tips...NICE...Ohh and I read the entire Twilight Saga in a matter of days...and Cant wait for the new movie....Do you sparkle and live immortally?? If so Im yours...hehe

Things I Dislike:

Married men on a dating site...this isnt the SPRINGER show and I dont care to have my ass whooped by your crazy wife...Please Call divorce Court before you Hit me up....

Lazy men if I have to work a job then so do you I am not your sugar mama...sorry

This is annoying...guys who came from the country but act like they stepped outta the ghetto...please put your wranglers back on or at least buy yourself a belt so know one has to look at you joe boxer drawers as your walking down the street..Y your at it buy a shirt to because wifbeaders are a little outta date for your everyday casual attire...uggg

Sorry but if AARP is knocking on your door Im not interested keep in mind I might be on the down hill slide to 30 but I am still active and have a toddler to chase...

Please I like a good conversation...if you leave me your number and I call or text that does not mean I wanna have phone sex or send you dirty pictures...please be ready to carry on a conversation..dont like it please dont waste my time..
I want to be treated with respect as I am sure you do to..I am here for dating but my ultimate goal is LONGTERM with the start of friendship..Please be positive I cant stand negative people..
I have no nor want any drama in my life if I did I would join the cast of the young and the restless and make a sh*tload of money....I am all about the simple things in life and do my best to make the man I am with happy..

I do read all profiles that I view so if yours says this...

TALK/EMAIL OR FRIENDS:Congrats you've earned a new friend I will refer you to my my space or face book..

HANGOUT: Awesome someone to bs about life with and grab a beer..

ACTIVITY PARTNER: Golfing perhaps you can show me how...

OTHER RELATIONSHIP: Maybe your confused about your sexuality...WTF does this mean youll have to explain..

INTIMATE ENCOUNTER: You lack the ability to get laid outside...so you have turned to cyber sex...your cool..

DATING:Interested in taking me out to dinner movie and hopefully a good convo..

LONGTERM: Fantastic I know your in it for the long haul and serious..

Well now I would like to take the oppurtunity to congradulate you for making it throught this introduction...TRUST me this is me in a nutshell...My personality is unbelieveable and one you will probley never forget..So if your still curious please shoot me a email..I wont disappoint you...;) CIAO

Well sorting out all the possibilites that my town has to offer, I figure we would go to the finest esablishment in town....THE TATER PATCH;) After a few drinks go to the nearest lake count stars and have a PG13 makeout session...lol Hell who cares as long as its full of fun a laughs..Lets be creative for once....:)