I don’t want to say that I hate filling these things out, but I never know really what to say and I always come off as rambling.

But here goes. I wrote alot so you may want to get a snack or something!

I hopefully want to find someone who is not completely insane, or a gold digger, or a lazy arm chair philosopher. That is apparently all I’ve been able to find the last few years, and I am sick of it.

I want to believe I can find a decent woman who can take care of herself and just wants to be with someone that is caring and loyal as much as I want to be with someone who is caring and loyal.

Making people laugh is something I can be very good at, but they have to be able to understand complex irony and sarcasm. I’m also a good listener, always have been. For some reason, even many years ago, my friends would come to me with their problems. Most of the time I’ll gladly listen unless what you have to say is narrow minded or racist, seriously.

I am not a racist, I just hate stupid people :)

I generally like most kinds of music, but I do lean more toward alternative and rock music. I like when musicians make their own music instead of talking about how rich they are over a beat. Not a big fan of emo music either. Spoiled suburban kids singing about how unfair life is? We all know life is unfair, get used to it! hahaha.

I love comedy and action in my movies and tv shows. I am a huge dork so I also like documentaries about just about anything as well as jeopardy. I am well known to shout the answers at the tv while watching!

I love cartoons; especially the Simpsons, family guy, most anything on [adult swim] and I always will love south park! I have a very long list of tv shows and movies that I like, feel free to ask.

Like I said, I am a huge dork. I’ve read comic books forever. Go ahead and pre judge me on reading that, I could care less. I am not a 40 year old virgin living in my mom’s basement that is balding, overweight, and I’m notTHAT dorky!

I also read regular books. Mostly fiction and philosophical. Not too much of the latter lately, though¸ I’m afraid.

I work very hard to provide for myself and I’m very proud of that fact. I don’t live with my parents and never will again. I’d sooner sleep in my car. I’ve lived out here in wixom for about 3 years now, but most of my friends still live in canton/westland. They are afraid to venture north of ford road I guess :/ Hopefully I can meet someone in the area out here, if not, that’s cool.
My 2 brothers mean the world to me, one is 21 the other is 9. My 21 year old bro and I don’t see much of eachother anymore, but I’ve been trying to mentor them both with my experience and knowledge as best I can. Especially the littlest one. I could go into detail here, but lets just say he needs a very positive male role model in his life.

My job isn’t glamorous, and neither does yours, but I have to say that being unemployed, while not a turn off, is a big disadvantage on my end. I have been used by gold diggers and lazy people before, and trust is a big thing for me. Its going to be very hard for me to trust that someone isn’t using me like always, when, like always, I am the only one that can get food or drinks or whatever.
Not that I don’t mind doing it, but a little help in doing so from time to time would be nice, this is the 21st century after all.

My car isn’t very sporty or fast, but it is in great shape and gets great mileage. Your car also does not have to be very fast, sporty. You just need to have a car. I said it before and will probably say a dozen more times; I have been used before, a lot. Lately, all the women that want to get to know me all coincidentally have no car. They didn’t even have a license. I don’t mind driving out wherever to meet someone, but eventually hanging out in my area from time to time would be nice.

I’m a stickler for good grammar and spelling. It really irks me when people talk/write like they are a 5 year old, or misspell words that should not be misspelled. Like seriously, if you are in college or out of highschool, and mix up ‘there’ and ‘their’ or ‘your’ and ‘you’re’, you need to go back. Billy Madison style, or something similarly hilarious.

I’m the kind of guy that is full of sarcasm, wit¸ humor, wisdom, and a vast array of useful and trivial knowledge.
Gee, seems I wrote a whole lot, and for that I apologize, sort of. ?
Hopefully this is enough to get someone’s attention. There’s really a lot I want to put in here but I’d rather leave stuff to spark a conversation. I have a wide range of opinions and viewpoints on all sorts of things. If you want to know more just message me.
I try to get along with everyone, especially people with opposing viewpoints¸ I generally get along with people I have little in common with than people I have a lot in common with. Probably that whole ‘opposites attract’ thing, huh? I mainly get bored hearing people say exactly what I think over and over again. Different people help us learn. Yadda yadda yadda.

Ok, I’m rambling, so I’m going to stop, hope to hear from a non crazy person soon!

I dont know, something fun. Really anything where I can have a face to face conversation and learn about the person. Coffee? Drinks? Putt Putt? Bowling? Whatever is clever.


I'll tell you what's not clever. A first date at your favorite tiny hole in the wall bar on 'power hour' night, where the entire town of taylor shows up for an hour to get dollar drinks, and 'low' by flo rida is played 90 times an hour at the highest volume possible. Hard to have a conversation over that insanity!

I like to save the bar craziness for a 3rd or 4th date