The beat that's in me is polyrhythmic. You're only 60 heart beats per minute
A human second-hand-me-down-to-earth-guy who will thriftshop-lift his hiphop
I shake what I got, which is a jingly pocket
I do my mini-market research and make noise for myself when I walk quick
My tape quality sucks, my records are warped and my CD skips

I like to travel off the beaten path an make my own.
Music is my one true love, i enjoy everything, mostly funk an underground stuff.
I prefer the smell of a skunk to flowers, there is just something about the smell.
I love piercings an tattoos, i have half inch ears along with four others, an have some ink done.
I don't download music, i enjoy havin' the albums in my collection, makes my music so much more fun, an stacks upon stacks of CD cases entertain me.
I love to drive with my knees, while i shuffle through 2k+ songs on my ipod, aswell as dancin at the same time.
I enjoy the start of the month cause that means new billboards on the side of the road. I still yet to find one that beats the awesomeness of the DC Shoes one.
I hate shirt tags, i tend to cut them off cause they always get caught on my nape jewelery, but sometimes i like to think im like batman an turn my whole body to see what is beside me rather than just turnin' my neck.
I drive around with a four foot giraffe in the trunk of my car. His name is Metty, an he goes everywhere i go cause he is just that awesome.
I throw random dance parties no matter where i am, dance always makes for a great time.

Piano man got a checkered dance floor to grace and a painful look on his face.
'Cause the crowd is packed and the louder they clap the less he is able to make the connection between what he sees, when he hears certain notes and the hurt that is shown in his facial expression.


p.s. im only into black people, white people need not apply ... white people make me laugh. But serious, all are welcome in my house, white people still make me laugh

Maybe some tacos, or a romp around a jumpin' castle(if we can still fit)