Let me start by telling you all the things I am not;in addition, to what I am not into.
1.) I'm not an idiot (some would disagree lol).
2.) I'm not into people who are arrogant and shallow. Work on that false sense of entitlement buddy!
3.) I'm not an expensive date. Sorry! I am not into posh restaurants or hellishly expensive drinks. I am the type to buy the bottle and make it myself. I am the kind of woman that believes you should not spend so much money for something that will end up in the toilet.
4.) Country music does nothing for me. Do not even sing a country song...I will stand you up somewhere and you'll be ready to kick my ass for doing so.
5.) I am not into people who are not creative. Have a dream/goal/desire/plan. Be able to make figurines with playdoh!

Who am I?
1.) Never been married and live with my sister (she might be throwing me out...so I am going to take her to the People's Court - tune in! Need a room mate?) I am only jumping into beds that are soft...lure me with doritos if you will.
2.) I am working on a fantasy book that I hope to finish by January and I hope I get it nice and published! Aha, bet you wish you met me by then!
3.) I am very imaginative and creative. I am also an innocent creature of the forest who is not into horror, blood, gore, or violence of any kind. I like comedies and Walt Disney is a friend of mine.
4.) I work as a promoter and substitute teach on the side...the students think I am groovy but they might put their middle finger up when my back is turned. I am fine with that...so long as they don't glue my ass to the chair.
5.) I went to Smith College, have a degree in English (How do you get an English major off your porch?...Pay them for the pizza! Apparently, Shakespeare did not help us English majors get rich. We will have money...nevermore...nevermore...nevermore...

Edgar Allen Poe, "Who's that knocking on my chamber door!"

Oh, actually it is my sister telling me to feed our cat, Luna.

Bye for now!

Hmm...

1.)Karaoke! Watch me sing David Bowie's "Space Odditiy." ::Clears throat:: Ground control to major Tom!
2.)Dinner in Astor Place! Love Typhoon (a Japanese restaurant...YUM)
3.)Let's boogie oogie oogie with our dancing shoes.
4.)Skip down the street and be socially awkward.
5.)Get some drinks? Why not?! I love beer, wine and everything close to a dime!
6.)If it is Halloween...I'll be batman and you can be the boy wonder...Robin.
7.)Anymore ideas? I'm beat...