i listen to all but rap music, i don't like to sit in front of the t.v. all day, i have kids they keep me busy, i have 3 dogs and a cat, plus i inherited fish, i like fishing and boating, reading, comedy clubs, plays, karaokee, and football. i am a tomboy who likes to smell good while getting rained on or muddy. i like to sing, dance, write and cook. i am passionate and compassionate. i am sensitive to animals, so i would not be able to date a hunter or someone who isn't an animal person. and i could never date anyone who doesn't love kids (in a normal way, for those who need be told) ha! ha! i hope. oh, i am sarcastic love to make people laugh and motivate them. i can be talkative or quiet never one or the other. make fun of me i make fun of you back, i am quick witted as long as it is tasteful. i am not too sensitive i like making fun of myself. i think most people need to lighten up, but there is a fine line between funny and just plain dorky.....

a first date doesn't matter really as long as it is not on a back road, in the middle of the forest, or right by the river as rope dangles from the trunk. sorry if offended anyone, i didn't mean to give any of your secrets away and alert the women.
seriously a first date should be simple and short, sometimes one is not as interested as the other, i really don't think anyone should hang out long on a first date, talking on the phone and on the computer doesn't tell you everything about someone. you haven't seen them to see if there is any connection, looked them in the eye on conversations, seen how they move, pictures can tell lies, i am not photogenic, and some people are, some take great pictures and are not the same in person and some (like me) take bad pictures and are better animated. and of course you have the lucky ones who look like the picture.
i believe in chemistry, conversation wise, humor, and physical. i don't want to waste time if not two exist. friendship and slow moving is how you find out, because sometimes it's hard for some people to come out of their shells or they may be playing the part.
okay these pics came out okay out of thousands taken so don't get your hopes up. i really have black hair and tatoos. also 500lbs. i just like to laugh when i go on the dates and your mouth drops when you find out and i love the part when you tell me your off to visit a sick relative 5mins into the date. ha! ha!
oh and if you can't take my humor, stay out of my kitchen. if you can, join in and add something to it. i can't stand insecure, sensitive drama kings or queens, but i don't date queens, so who cares about them. just to filter out those who may fit that profile. P.S. UPDATE PICS IF YOU HAVE CHANGED!!!! or if you don't have any, at least tell the person or send a phone pic. DON'T WASTE OUR TIME. IF I AM NOT ATTRACTED,(LIKE YOU) I WILL WALK AWAY. what is wrong with people, if you don't look like your pic when you talk to someone, because you've gained weight, lost weight(anything) maybe you can't walk anymore, people need to be aware of this. do you really think someone is going to be lied to from the begining and say, wow but we fell in love on the phone. If you want anything less then a real friendship, don't bother, my school and the home i work for, would be payed for already. i am not some red lobster or buy me something prostitute. i am a girl if i wanted to do that (throw morals and respect and the thought of what my kids would think out the window) i could be rich. money can't buy me, but i won't date anyone who can't hold their own. some people are like wow why are you so mean, i have to laugh, just because i am honest, doesn't make it mean. if you think it is mean, that makes you a little too sensitive and that only means i am not for you. not everyone is the same and that's okay too. trust me i do anything for anyone who deseves it, i'm too nice of a person to get stepped on.