I am a very private person.
I was born at a time when people used to communicate by talking.
I have my own business that involves a lot of travel.
My few real friends tell me that I have a good sense of humour.
I believe friendship is something that is earned, and nurtured.
It involves respecting the other persons space.
I enjoy GOOD Company, and I am not comfortable in crowds.
I DO not suffer fools gladly.
I have no time for pissheads or stoners as I prefer people from this planet.
I do not like Bullsh*tor Gossip.
I am at times... Loud-Moody-Reclusive-Pigheaded, sometimes all at the same time.
I am also affectionate and caring.
I am honest and trustworthy.
I love all sorts of music.
I enjoy my own company and enjoy my times alone.

I am not seeking a
- Girlfriend
- Significant other
- Partner
- Or whatever its called this week.

I would like to meet someone that would become a real companion, friend and lover.
Someone that understands that it does take time.


I dont have 6 pack abs, cascading locks or a bum you can bounce coins off.

If you dont pretend you look like the Glamour photo you had taken 12 yrs ago I won't pretend I am Fabio!

A WOMAN that:
- Is a Woman.
- Has her own life and is comfortable with it.
- Does not rely on cards, crystals, mystic visions or divine intervention to make a decision.
- Does not require 24/7 companion.
- Is NOT Married.
- Does not know what size her wedding dress will be.
- Does not have a Psycho chainsaw wielding ex.
- Is not a Bunny Boiler.
- Doesn't have a lead role in Australia's Most Wanted.

- Hasn't filled out the questionaire in Cleo to see if he really loves her.
- Is comfortable with fine dining as she is with a pizza and a DVD.
- Is intelligent and can spell literate.
- Does not rely on talk-back radio or current affairs shows for information.
- Doesn't get make up tips from a Drag Queen.
- Is comfortable with a couple of tattoos.
- Does not need to get pissed, stoned. hypnotized, whipped, hung from a chandelier, duct taped to a windmill or super-glued to a donkey to have a great time.

- Is great fun to be with.
- Is a great kisser
- Has a smile that ignites.
- Has eyes that capture.
- Likes to snuggle.


If I wanted a quick root I could hire one.
Sex with someone you care about is something you can't buy.

PLEASE... As much as I appreciate pictures of your bits.
It would be great to know who I am talking to.

I believe Chemistry is a real thing. Saying true beauty is on the inside is great on a greeting card. But if there is no real attraction. then its not a great start.

No Rabbit has been harmed in the making of this profile.