Please consult your doctor if you experience any of the following: Mild shock, recurring sexy thoughts or hand tremors associated with trying to hit the 'back' button too fast ;)


HI THERE ;) I've been divorced for 2yrs now, and have only recently started dating again...and again...and again. I've only been dating for a few months, and I'm already sick of it! I eventually want an effing boyfriend! I'm intelligent, but not an intellectual. I'm honest, loyal, affectionate and have a very healthy sexual appetite...and boring's not my flavor ;) WHOA! Didn't mean to go there! But, you know what? I'm not going to delete it! LOL! Yes, I make myself laugh ALL THE TIME!

I prefer take-out chinese and a DVD or a night at Duke's to a formal, fancy dinner out. I do NOT own a Coach purse ;) I frequently walk into doors that say 'pull', I chase little sand crabs with wild abandon and I love coke icees. I drive too fast, but, really, I'm working on that. I can be a bit of a smart ass, but, well...I can be a bit of a smart ass. However, I don't park in the handicapped stall, litter or beat baby seals. I will, however, ask you to kill the giant roach while I panic. Seriously, if you can't do this for me you're not my guy. And it's gotta be DEAD! D...E...A...D...DEAD!

I enjoy doing almost anything, and, if I don't, I'll do my best to fake it. The exception is anything that involves submerging my head under water. I've a long standing addiction to breathing, so you'll have to force me on this issue. I'll do my best not to flail unnecessarily while you do this, but you may still get arrested if anyone sees us...

I prefer white guys, OMG I'm sorry, caucasian :)If you like what you see/read then get on it! Otherwise, good luck in your hunt, and may all you men have a kick-ass day!

What would I like to do on a first date?! Yikes! Shouldn't there be a guy that I consult with first?!!