UPDATE: All of the people in my photos are just friends. I've blotted out their faces because some of them are rightfully paranoid about putting their pictures on the interweb. Also, it drives me crazy when someone's profile is all group pictures and you can't tell which person the profile is actually about.

If you like stupid humour, honesty, hockey talk and minor intellect, please read on. If not, you can read anyway, they're only words, they don't bite... I think?
So, I work a stable job and have a stable car and live in a stable neighbourhood. So you're thinking: A.) he's boring, or B.) he's a horse (stables, get it? nevermind)
But stable is not boring. My car is stable, but its purdy and goes faster than I'd like to mention to law enforcement. Stable just means we can have fun and not argue after.
I love music. Grunge is my favourite, but I enjoy all rock, most metal, some hip hop, and old school thug style gangster rap circa 1992 (... I'm not joking). As long as it has a good message, good lyrics or a good beat, I'll listen. I'm also a concert junkie. I'd go to every concert if I could. My ears don't like me.
I love funny people, like Will Farrell, Mitch Hedberg and Dave Chappelle. I love funny shows like Family Guy, Simpsons and anything Gordon Ramsey. I love lamp.
My family and my friends mean the world to me, and it's important to spend time with them. I still hate my friends for all their hilarious but awful Greek jokes.
One day I hope to be an architect with a nice house, a boat, and a family. I want to travel the world and travel this great country. I want to get around. Yeah I said it.
None of this really matters though. Chemistry is random and mysterious, and while initial physical attraction is nice, talking to people really lets you know what kind of person they are. And you won't find much nicer than me.
If you've read this far, thanks. And if not... then you haven't read this.

A POF first date would have to be somewhere chill, random and in daylight with a lot of people around. Once I know you're not a 45 year old man named Jim, then we can go on a real date which will be fun but still allow for actual conversation.