I'm having fun playing with my profile... Keeping it fresh and honest while weeding out the guys looking for easy. If that's you, please feel free to click right off. I've met "Easy". She's pathetically lonely and forever looking for male approval. I've gotten approved enough. Got the seal. Wanna see it? lol

I have a bit of a wild side. Remnants of my party girl days. I've found that I no longer need to burn both ends of the proverbial candle in order to have a life. Now I mainly go out to spend time with friends. Thankfully, my life is more balanced than it used to be.

I need that feeling of attraction just like everybody else. But I'm realistic. There will always be someone better looking than me. But there will always be someone better than you, too. If you're in your mid to late 30s and you still don't get it, that's just sad. You obviously haven't met anyone like me. I'm not the girl you lie to so you can hang out with your buddies at the strip club. I'm the girl who makes you want to stay home. Because YOU WANT TO.

I'm not writing a long-winded profile. Small paragraphs. Clear messages. Most guys on this site can't read or write anyway. lol

Respect, trust, friendship, fun (lots of fun), loyalty, and peace. This is what I want. This is what I have to give.

Have a life. Mine took a long time to build. You can't have it.

I'm looking for substance.

20 something year olds have no clue. They're incredibly boring. Most of the fun stuff I got to do in my 20s is illegal now. HAHA I feel sorry for you. I got to hang out in pre-Guiliani NY. You get Disney.

I'm not a cougar. Technically I can't be one until I'm into my 40s anyway. Little boys don't appeal to me. Already raising one. And at 14 he's already more of a man than most around here. That means I have a high bar. Not bringing a jackass home. My boy respects me too much. I respect me too much. Don't be a jackass.

I have my priorities straight. Do you?

I'm brutally honest with a tendency to make jokes in the most awkward of moments. I have verbal filter issues but what usually slips out, even if inappropriate, is typically something that will make you laugh. Hope you bring a sense of humor. You can't survive in my world without one.

Be original. I'm slightly ADD.

I'm not boring. Did boring once. For 8 years. It was called marriage. lol

I will NOT have sex with you without establishing a relationship first. (I can hear the multitudes clicking off my profile.) Sorry if I've wasted your time but meaningless sex is so damn unfulfilling and empty. I can afford to be choosy. I know it's worth the wait. This is called "delayed gratification" and I've never heard complaints.

Emotionally crippled predators need not apply. You know who you are.

If you're still reading, here's what I want in you... confidence, not arrogance; wisdom, not just knowledge; the capacity to laugh until tears come to your eyes; the ability to appreciate and entertain yourself with the little things in life; emotional maturity without stuffiness; active curiosity; passion without insanity; and that you have a conscience. I love men more than my own gender most of the time. But man, some of you have some serious axes to grind! I'm sure you'll find someone to grind with on this site. haha

By the way...I don't ask for anything I can't give.

Best of luck, fellow online dating warriors.

What I would do for a first date... something quick. A walk in a park, coffee, drinks, shots of tequilla... just kidding.