First off, I know I'm not the greatest looking thing to walk the Earth, but I do know how to hold a conversation with you. Second, hope you can handle persistent, sarcasm, and honesty. This combination of personality traits kind of makes me seem like a complete as*hole, therefore, don’t take everything I say literally, I'm going to push to get whatever, and believe me I'm not one to lie. I'm very straight up with people. I'm a huge fan about being honest with myself and others. If you’re afraid of a possible answer then, I'm not the one to ask. I love working out, training in MMA style grappling, and drawing what I see. I don't smoke anything, anymore. I'm not a big bar fan, I work in one, but I'm not totally against them. I like going and watching the drunks be retarded drunks. They are funny. I would love to have a woman that can roll around and play "rough" with me and not back down easily. I like play'in around. I would like a "country woman" with "southern values", and can two-step, a little. If you can't two- step, fine, I can teach. I don't want a girl, I want a woman. A girl wines and complains about her problems, a woman deals with her problems. In other words, I don't care about drama; just take your ass down the block if you do. If you have a kid, it doesn’t bother me, at all. Kids are funny. I can't think of anything else to put on here right now, so if you would like to know anything else about me, don’t be afraid to ask. I don't bite, hard.

I think a reasonable first date with a girl from the net would be coffee and a walk to finish the conversation.