Once there was a man, he was a simple man. He had a house, a car, a business, no kids and lots of fun people to hang around with. He was an honest, trustworthy and loyal man. But after a hard day of working or having fun he came home to an empty house. One day while using his table saw he had an epiphany, he should find that special someone. That thought flew through his head almost as fast as the piece of wood that flew by his face. He thought who would laugh at all my funny jokes? Who can I surprise with my thoughtful little surprise gifts? Who would call the ambulance if that sharp piece of wood went just a little to the left? Who indeed? So he put the safety guide back on his saw, looked at the new hole in his wall and began to type.

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The man’s taste in music was very vast. He listened to everything from Led Zeppelin, Tom Waits, Sigur Ros, Neurosis, Miles Davis, Johnny Cash and other too numerous to mention. He also liked local music and could be seen at live shows frequently. He was a jeans and t-shirt guy who could clean up quickly if the moment arose.

The man enjoyed the out of doors and liked fishing, camping, biking, golfing, going to his cottage and general mischief. The man was not particularly good at any of the previous except for the mischief part. He had many friends who did many interesting leisure activities that the man enjoyed. The man had dressed up like many different things and gone on many pub crawls. International talk like a Pirate night was one of his favorites and he never broke character. All the cab drivers and pan handlers loved him and his gold doubloons.

All this may sound like a good and fun life. But without a girl to share his adventures with, they had somewhat lost their luster. Now on the prowl, the man looked foreword to hearing from some of his readers and promised to respond to all correspondence.

After chatting with you I would know what sort of customized date to take you on.