For immediate Sale.

One boyfriend, slightly used. If interested, please inquire.


Details:


Quantity: 1


Gender: Male.


Model: African American


Height: 5'9 -10

Eyes: Bedroom Brown.

Hair: Ha/i keep it smooth

Age: 38

Accessories: No baggage. No crazy ex's. Not on Parole. Not a fugitive.

Special skills: Puts toilet seat down after use. Ok cook but a world renowned dishwasher. Sometimes a knight in shining armor, sometimes only good for shining your tires with armor all! willing to go shopping with you and not complain, great sense of humor, ability to cause your friends and family to fall in love with me and i smell good :)

Training: Self-cleaning, changes underwear daily, does own laundry,will actually hit the center of toilet bowl when using bathroom, will open doors for you.

Personality: fun, funny, good listener, loyal, personable,confident,protective but not overbearing.

Known defects: Falls asleep if made to watch american idol, next top model,dancing with the stars or any lifetime movie

Runs on: Takeout,Protein shakes, water, grilled cheese, and cranberry juice.

Compatible with: Sane breathing Females of all makes and models.

Not Compatible with: if you are out on bond, if your ex still has a key to your place and still “uses your shower” from time to time, if your therapist is on your top 5 faves, if you can’t have men over to your place for any reason, if we can not be seen in public together, if you are “going through something”, if you are a lesbian but this week you want to explore the hetero thing, if you require more than 2 weeks of e-mails, telephone calls and instant messages before we can meet in person, if you have ever been the driver in a high speed chase and are not a member of law enforcement, if you have any active restraining orders against you, if your teenaged son or daughter can only fall asleep in mommy’s bed, if you are emotionally or otherwise unavailable.

Known allergies: Mean, arrogant, selfish, self righteous people and women who think they are god's gift to man but for some reason can't get one.

Movies: All types (i am known to quote scenes from several)


Languages: English sometimes ebonics...lol..sike!

Sex: Sooner or later but i'm game!

Programmable: yes

Condition: Great

Price: best offer

Stargazing?
Feeding ducks?
Test drive cars neither one of us can afford?
Dinner, Brunch, Drinks, Coffee, Ice Cream
As long as its interactive.