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slarty bardfast The Suckerfish: I like beer too! We should hang out.
City
Waterloo Ontario
Sign
Virgo
Height
6' 2" (188 cm)
Age
29 year old Man
Smoker?
Often
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Black hair
Body Type
A Few Extra Pounds
Religion
Other Religion
I bought the Aluminum Mallard dirt cheap from a guy called Tiny in Ulence Flats. Just 2000 buckazoids!
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I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Often (>3 times/week)
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Computer Mechanic
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
Socially
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
No
 
Interests
Punk RockOld SkaReggae
ReadingSocial EngineeringComputers and Networking
Cyberpunk and Post Apocalyptic AnythingFunny StuffSketch Comedy
Bad JokesAnimalsUrban Exploration
Urban AnthropologyTaoismPost Apocalyptic Survival Tips
KnowledgePhilosophyBeer
Go KartsMoving Hyphens When Words End in AssALL Foods of the World
Like cool-ass carMovies Movies Movieswould become cool ass-car
ShenanigansHorseplayTomfoolery
Pizza is the 5th ElementCheesy old SayingsChip Tunes
Your Inner Pirate
About Me
I can't believe I'm back on here. Not gonna lie, this shìt creeps me out. However, I like to go out for beers or tea/coffee and learn about new things from interesting folks. Setting that standard makes things a helluva lot easier anyhow in my book. As soon as it's a "date" it becomes an "occasion" and once it's an "occasion" everyone starts combing their hair and shining their shoes. I would much rather meet up with a stranger for some hopefully decent company and conversation and hopefully crack several laughs. I like the broad variety of the humour spectrum and will likely find your jokes funny. You just have to put up with mine ;).

I prefer laid back and open minded but rigid and close minded can also work because I like to be laid back and open minded.

Feel free to message me if you have something funny. Funny is good. I especially love weird and wacky youtube clips like this one, so send away!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGD6XnAsNs (oh yeah, getyourbasketballon.com is a real site. It's hilarious!)

I also like funny web sites like this old classic:

www.realultimatepower.net

and I love really funny sketch comedy. Comedy Gumbo, Upright Citizens Brigade, Tim and Eric, Kids in the Hall, Whitest Kids You Know, etc etc etc. I'd love to swap funny stories, shows, experiences, whatever.

First Date
Probably have a beer someplace and then either keep having beer or think of something fun, spontaneous and perhaps crazy to do. Discuss ideas for the ultimate bad public access TV show, tell jokes, play video games, I'm not talking these newfangled sappy 3D console games. I'm soon to build an arcade cabinet with a few hundred classics on it. I'm even going to add a coin door for authenticity. We could also walk around that giant wal mart outside of town and laugh at everything. Personally, I like cruising around that place wearing a $20 bath robe and shutting off TV's with my TV-B-Gone. Who knows. If we meet up a second or third time, we probably need to go go-karting. That goes without saying. Especially if you've never been. Oh yeah, isn't there some kind of law that states I have to say "long walks on the beach?" DONE.

slarty bardfast has 2 roses that can be sent.

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