I am a funny outgoing fiercely bright individual.I think to know me is to love me. But then again, what do I know? Meesage me if you are into witty banter and extremely high level reparte. I also read at a 5th grade level so have your thesaurus ready.I am looking to see what the world of online dating has to offer. So far it's ego bruising, strongly worded rejections, foreign nationals seeking citizenship, fine young ladies reading and deleting my well thought out from the heart proposals and also a possible pending restraining order that unfortunately I'm not at liberty to discuss. But you can be the one that changes all that.

Yes. I mean you.

Ideally I would book a trip to Naples, or Parma. Whisk away to the Caman Islands for a crazy two nite three day rendezvous where we we drink Pina Coladas forget our troubles and I lose my life savings betting your birthday on roullette and then blame you for being born that day. Couldn't you have been born on another day?...Oh wait what was the question? Oh yeah first date....

Something fun. Skeet shooooting, bungee jumping,pole vaulting, whaling, me letting you win at Jeopardy. You know stuff girls like.

OK. A drink. Done.