"Girls love romance...when it's from someone they like...have you seen when a girl gets romance from someone they don't like"?

Hello, and welcome to the Super Quiz Part II! Over the next few weeks (or until we find a winner), you'll get a chance to participate in a new and exciting game that tests your wits for a chance at the ultimate grand prize...you can play alone or with a friend..lol this is a very fun and easy way to get to know each other. Multiple answers (such as all of the above or both b) and C) are acceptable and creative written answers score bonus points!)

Insert Name Here: You've been selected as a contestant on the Mike is Right, come on down!
(1)Favourite Cheese:
a)string b)nacho c)mac and d) grilled d) pizza e)frumunda

(2)Cream:
a)corn b)of wheat c)whipped d)of mushroom c)sicle

(3)I've got a bag of limes, do you:
a)make limeade b)add to pho c)chuck at cars d)put in CORONAS!

(4)We are at a restaurant and you don't like the meal
a)hide bits in your napkin b)send it back c)share with me d)trade with me e)doggybag

(5)What animal are you?:
a)carpenter ant b)nurse shark c)lawyer bird d)titmouse

(6)Pass go and collect $200, after GST,PST,HST,Service Charge,System Access Fee,Head Tax, you have $100 left. What are you going to do with it?
a)SHOES! b)invest/pay off loans c)buy your man MW2 d)treat us both to dinner

(7)In your spare time you like to:
a)Cook/Clean b)Confess your shop-o-holism c)Get KRUNK d)hit the driving range e)taxidermy

(8)Your kissing style can best be described as:
a)Disney World b)Universal Studios c)Wonderland d)African Lion Safari e)Marineland f)Wild Water Kingdom

(9)You don't get angry, you get:
a)even b)a lawyer c)it on d)a firearm e)what I'm trying to say

(10)Favourite Canadian Past time:
a)Lacrosse b)Hockey c)Basketball d)Shovelling the driveway e)Complaining f)paying taxes g)Timmys!

(11)My Kitty Bacon is:
a)the cutest thing you've ever seen b)Evil Spawn c)going to put you in Anaphylactic shock d)You named your cat BACON?

(12)FOOD:
a)Sushi b)Shawarma c)Butter Chicken and Naan d)Steak e)Diet Coke f)No-carb Diet g)All-carb diet h)KD! i)Veggie

(13)The kind of man you are looking for can be best described by the main character in the movie: a)300 b)The Ugly Truth c)Borat d)Grumpy Old Men e)Training Day f)The 40 Year Old Virgin

(14)Favourite Classical Track:
a)Nocturne in Eb b)O Mio Babbino Caro c)Air on the G-String (lol) d)Por Una Cabeza e)yawn

(15)You are afraid of:
a)Spiders b)Social Change c)Sock Puppets d)Breaking a Nail e)Making me look bad because you rock at everything

(16)"Hooking Up" to you means:
a)a trailer b)Parachute c)Life-support d)as many people as possible before you are tied down by marriage

Disclaimer: You must be 19 years of age or older to play, there is no monetary reward, to be eligible for the grand prize, you must compete in one or more date challenges.

You must pass the quiz above to be eligible to compete in this section.
Challeges could be, but not limited to either walking around Ikea, the ROM or the Airport...
Get some ice cream, go go-karting, plant a tree...
For sure there would be some form of food involved...Eat, Drink, Man, Woman

I'm going to milk this gameshow theme all the way to the end: so...will the lovely assistant please show the audience the grand prize:

I'm a vertically challenged, bad at math, and accentless male. There is over a billion like me...I don't make six figures, so basically I'm the ultimate underdog. The waiting game sucks, let's play hungry hungry hippos!

Redeeming qualities: I can drive motor vehicles properly (thanks to advanced training from our friends at TPS and DND). I speaky da Engrish real good. As my name suggests, I'm a humanitarian although with an oxymoronic career...(I'll explain in person). I'm "New Old School" meaning I'm looking for a partner, not a housewife, but I'm still a gentleman. I own a townhouse on Lakeshore in the Polish/Ukrainian neighbourhood.