Hi i'm Chad and i'm on parole after serving 3 years for over 50,000 jaywalking citations. I aspire to be promoted to night delivery man at the local Domino's Pizza some day as i would make an extra 5 dollars a night. My hobbies include knitting, being quiet during trips, clapping during songs, and high cholesterol. I currently an contemplating growing a beard only on the right side of my face and shaving the left side of my head at the same time. My favorite song is Tararaboomdeay. My favorite thing to watch on TV is the menu guide . My favorite movie is The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2.

You'd come over to my place, we build an air fort using sheets and fans, play some Legos or Battleship. We eat Spaghetti O's on TV trays while watching reruns of Leave it to Beaver. We flag down the ice cream man for dessert. Then we go ring some doorbells and run away real fast. Then as you leave i'll playfully hit you in the shoulder and say it was fun.