Well here we go again, back on here for a third time (could it be third time lucky)? I doubt it as most of the guys on here are complete nut jobs! (no offence to you normal, down to earth guys who haven't contacted me (yet)!

Well I am your normal, trustworthy girl next door who trusts too easily and as a result gets kicked in the teeth in the process, so if you fancy a shot then lets have it. (Not many teeth left tho)! Yes that was a joke.

Spend as much of your money as I could! (sorry another joke)

Somewhere quiet I guess so you can promise me the earth and i'll sit and nod in all the right places and take every word with a pinch of salt! (I'm not bitter, just incredibly cynical)!