I'm working toward an MA in Econ. I'm looking for girls that excel in blowjobs and otherwise not opening their mouth very often. Sometimes my ass develops a hair problem; this is an issue, along with cooking, cleaning and finding more attractive girls for me to pursue, that I expect you--future girlfriend--to constantly hold at the forefront of your conscious thought. You should have a weight management problem and many kids, little education and neither money nor a car. Further, I've heard that if a girl smokes, she pokes. As I'm interested mostly in poking, heavy smokers are also heavily encouraged.
I feel like my penis size varies, but it never gets to a point that might be pleasurable. I have a problem with premature ejaculation.

I think I've finally figured out what the best first date would be! First, you should come up with a series of questions you'd like to know about me. Then, I could go through and answer them ad nauseum while you felatiate me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After that, I'll allow for 2-3 minutes of comment time...but then you should probably get going before things get too weird. I'm open to suggestions, but I think this is pretty great for everyone.
Alright, you know what? I think I've been a little too general here. I'm actually looking for a sugar mama. So, if you're 45+ with a healthy appetite for sausage and a loose check book...why don't you send me a message.