So what got me here you ask. I’m suffering from an overdose of middle age and I’m looking for someone to suffer with me. You’ve gotta enjoy living in the land of the mall cuz downtow is great but Carrefour laval on Sunday rocks! Hanging with the kids is great but at their age hugging them isn’t as fun as it used to be, that’s where you’re supposed to come into the picture. So there you have it, I’m on POF to find POH (hugs).


Let’s give it a try, it’s free they say. What the heck? I only head downtown when the meters are free so why not. So on that theme what should we do for a free date with you. The jazzfest just passed so we might have to wait a while for the first date, chances are that won’t work. The fireworks are a good one, i’ll bring along coffee, donuts (day old bin). I’d bring along some candy but you know what they say about strangers with candy. Freedom of speech is good so you can say whatever you’d like, being direct kinda feels like being free. We’ll walk, we’ll talk about the weather, we’ll compare best concert experiences, you know its the get to know you thing. And if it works....well a smile is free and you can’t top that. If it rains then we’ll share an umbrella, if its sunny we’ll share a terrace and a bottle of water, vintage 2009.


So I’ll call myself a foodie, grease foodie but foodie nonetheless. There’s nothing better than a great little tucked out of the way dive. I’ve got all my teeth, hair is hanging in. Charming in a man didn’t evolve properly kind of way. I’ve been fortunate, my folks passed on some nice genes. At least this way when you look at me you won’t feel sorry. Cross between a basset hound and a pug.


Now you, what are you made of? First off, drama queens stay home. I’m too much of a pain in the backside to have to always watch my tongue. You’re not going to settle, you’re going to accept me in your life and love me very much (first I have to get through the free date). You’re extremely huggable, this is a POH profile after all. I’m hoping you’ll say that you love movies but who doesn’t? I figure that you don’t mind staying at home but who doesn’t? I figure that you like to cut the rug, I hope your friends and you have a blast. So long as it’s not club 281 it’s all good. I’m known there.....and they have pictures.

So there you have it, my plea is to introduce myself to someone out there who could possibly be the one...or at least the free date. Have yourself a good whenever and hopefully we’ll get to meet before the next jazzfest.