How Many People read all the profile ???
Hi. Well I'm a genuine, honest, fairly laid back,may be to mush as i keep falling over lol , down to earth person who loves to laugh looking for the same is that to much to ask ???
I find it hard to sell me self so feel free to ask me anything i will do my best to reply but plz have a photo up as i have .Would like to find someone who enjoys cuddling up on the sofa,walking ,talking ,having fun .....Im a dad to 3 great kids who are grownig up fast,so im just the bank now .
Should chnage me name to CAN I HAVE ..IM a little mad but it helps ..
Would like to know Why did Bungle out of rainbow walk about all day with no clothes on then at bedtime he put his jimjams on
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”
The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”
The first kid says, You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you
wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”
The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”
The first kid says, “A circumcision.”
The second kid replies, “Whoa, good luck buddy, I
had that done when I was born. Couldn’t walk for a year.”
Do not waste your time on anybody who is not ready to waste their time on you
Get to know you over a drink and may be a meal may be do some PEOPLE WATCHING IS A MUST lol (look up the all new facebook page People Watching Should Be A Sport)
Lifes likes and dislikes
If we click all good if not im sure we would have had a good day
Must be ok with me having Tattos
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mick and paddy are reading headstones at the nearby cemetery. Mick says "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!" Paddy says "Whats his name?" Mick replies "Miles from London
Paddy goes to the doctor complaining of a hearing problem.
Doctor says "Can you describe the symptoms?"
Paddy replies, "Homer’s fat and Marge has blue hair
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