Automatic Doors Make Me Feel like I have x m a g i c a l x p o w e r s x

I am so going to do all the "Naughty" and "Don'ts" because that is how I roll.

If you want to hang with me you need to do the "Naughty" and "don'ts" of profile writing.

So on our first conversation we are going to do the following:
Put down the opposite sex.
Project a negative attitude
be unrealistic in our goals
we will have NO sense of humor
put no thought into it at all
air out all our past relationships


We will quote movies we love. (Hot Rod)Hi my name is Theressa and I like to party! (Dirty Dancing)Nobody puts Baby in the corner.(Billy Madison)I borrowed this shirt from Frank.

looking for the other half of my sense of humor, you know the one that finishs all the good stuff I start!

I am a fantastic cook, really trust me. If you don't you can always ask for a sample.

I think it should be fun! I mean how can it not, right!

Love Tattoos just throwing that out there!!

Oh and please understand though my interest do include sex and I love it. I am playing for keeps! You just have to be able to keep up!

We should join the circus! Live out the rest of our lives as carnies. Travelling from town to town setting up, shoveling elephant dung, and shaving the bearded ladies back. Ahhh the life!!! How can you resist that first date, it will be a tough one to beat I will promise you that.