| satyr3 :
Well educated & traveled professional |
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| City |
Melrose park Illinois |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Cancer |
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Height | 5' 10" (178 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Divorced |
| Profession |
Executive |
| Smarts |
Masters degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | I am an intelligent, well educated (masters degree), professional, 6-figure income, 7-figure net worth, 5'-10", 175#, tan, very masculine, have brown hair, blue eyes, 49 years old but feels and acts 10 years younger. I have varied interests which include: travel (nearly every state and over 30 countries), the outdoors (hiking, trekking, white water rafting, inline skating, camping, snorkling, the beach), gardening, woodworking, music, theater, comedy clubs and much more.
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Below are my answers to a few questions posed by another site:
Have you ever had cybersex?
No way. I only want skin on skin.
What kind of night life do you enjoy?
Tailgating at Tupperware and candle parties
How big of a role does sex play in your life?
It's on my "To Do" list, along with picking up milk at the store, and shopping at Menards
What types of sex activities do you regularly enjoy?
Naked Twister, naked Scrabble, Yatzee (not naked of course)
How much enjoyment do you get from receiving oral sex?
I love oral, but not every single time, we go to the mall
What's the largest number of people you've shared a sexual encounter with in one session?
Okay. It wasn't all at once, but I've had sex with several different people in one night, ... do aliens count?
What types of sexual activities turn you on?
Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), naked Twister, naked Scrabble, Yatzee (not naked of course)
Besides the obvious, what areas of your body do you consider erogenous zones?
Inner thigh, my lobotomy scars
Have you ever had erotic pictures or video taken of you?
I'm practically a porn star!, at fast food restaurants
Do you enjoy talking dirty during sex?
Yes! It's an essential element., but the AT&T operators are starting to catch on
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!
(1) We agree to meet at a little Italian restaurant. We chat over wine and salad, bruschetta and linguini. I loosen my tie. You can see just a hint of my Superman costume under my collar. We settle up and leave, agreeing to meet at the NoTell Motel, Room 54. Inside, you note that I have brought some more wine. Very good. Your high heels are killing you, but Lois Lane is on the road to Rio tonight. I lock the door, turn and enfold you in the tightest embrace you can remember. Lips on your face, hands in your hair. Jeez, Superman! You cry out... didn't they have any girls on your home planet?? Off with my jacket, shirt, tie. You see the red "S" on my chest, my massive biceps in radiant blue. Oh, boy. You squeal... Let's hope everything from Krypton is supersized
(2) I can tell you it involves a train, a hot stranger, some crisp white tablecloths and scratchy woolen blankets, a lot of lube, a thunderstorm, Orson Welles and Oprah, that’s Harpo spelled backwards. (Did I mention a LOT of lube?) There's also a torn map of Jalisco, Mexico, that figures prominently, as does a case of Ball Park franks, dated June 3, 1998. At some point, a flock of pigeons enters through a window inadvertently left open, someone accidentally sets fire to the sofa, and, well, you can guess the rest, I'm sure. Please, all you armchair psychologists, don't try to tell me what a burning sofa symbolically represents. I know, I know! It's the map that has me confused.
What role-playing scenes do you fantasize about?
CEO & VP of HR, priest & lap dancer, my 4th grade teacher
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?
The middle of a park, The stands at a sporting event, What Not To Wear's 360 degree mirror
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?
Stacy London - She calls me from wherever she is and asks if I can be ready to see her in an hour. She needs her, um, ego stroked. A lot. Of course, I always say yes. She brings the
pizza and beer and sometimes the 360 degree mirror.
Tell us about your favorite sexual encounter. There was this cute waitress at Long John Silvers... it was hard to resist her black eye patch and the little sailor uniform... at least we were in a booth and not at a table... some of the other diners were so jealous, they walked out before finishing their hush puppies... more for us.
Have you helped someone else fulfill a fantasy? What was it?
There was that time I put on the Courtney Love wig...
What toys have you used in sex play?
Vibrating eggs or bullets, Craftsman torque wrench
How do you use your sex toys (with yourself and others)? How often?
I can never remember if you should hook up the red wire to the positive or negative terminal.
What sex toys would you like to use and why?
A trebuchet or mangonel... can you imagine the look on their faces...?
What bondage type gear do you enjoy using during sex play?
I'm not into bondage, but I could easily keep Liv Tyler in a dog crate in my room
What kind of porn movies do you enjoy the most?
Nude bowling with Little People.. is that you Odd Job?
What's your dream job?
Bill Gates is on to something, even though there may be some teeny little ulterior motives behind his philanthropy. But I'd like to help move large numbers of people out of poverty and into self-sufficiency. Wouldn't that be cool? Otherwise, world domination would be kind of fun, I think... If I don't have to sleep with the crown on.
Tell us about some dreams & goals you recently realized.
Resetting the clock on my VCR to the correct time after the last power failure, cosmic consciousness, spirit migration, speaking in tongues (just a few), self-forgiveness, and finally slept with all the major races of the world. Oh, wait! I forgot Eskimos! Anybody know any Eskimos??
Where do you see yourself in a few years?
In a warmer climate, I hope. With a lot of money to spend. And having written the book on how to enjoy sex well into one's eighties. (Probably involves the use of ibuprofen in there somewhere.) If the book deal doesn't go through, I will probably wind up as a Drivers license examiner in Dade County Florida.
Describe your most attractive feature.
My tongue, since I had the plastic surgery extension performed so I could look like Gene Simmons.
What do you wear for underwear?
Has the mandatory underwear law passed yet?
Do you exercise? How?
I am patiently waiting for Suzanne Somers Prostate Massager to hit the store shelves this Christmas
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Share a bottle of wine and talk.
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The rest below is a continuation of the questions from above as there must be a character limit for each one of these boxes.
What are your favorite movies?
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Blade Runner (1982)
Alien (1979)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Star Wars (1977)
The Godfather (1972)
Last Tango in Paris (1972)
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Patton (1970)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966) Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds (1963)
The Bridge On The River Kwai (1957)
The War of the Worlds (1953)
What kind of music do you enjoy listening to?
Rock 'n Roll, Alternative
What are your favorite musicians or bands?
Tori Amos, Rachel Yamagata, Counting Crows, Green Day, John Mayer, Michael Buble, Susan Tedesechi, David Gray
What are 5 albums you can't live without?
Nevermind, Nirvana (1991)
The Joshua Tree, U2 (1987)
The Dark Side Of The Moon, Pink Floyd (1973)
The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars, David Bowie (1972)
Led Zeppelin IV, Led Zeppelin (1971)
Déjà Vu Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young (1970)
What are your favorite authors or books?
Peter Drucker, John Maxwell, Tom Peters
What types of activities interest you?
Business researching, Investing, Playing the stock market, Gardening, Reading, Woodworking
What types of sports and activities are you active in?
Snorkeling/Scuba diving, Sailing, Swimming, Water skiing, Hiking, Rock climbing, White water rafting, Traveling, Taking cruises, Group touring, Walking
What are your favorite sports/teams?
(1) The naked Olympics (broadcast in French). (2) Any opponent of the Chicago Cubs. I hear that Sam Zell is going to sell the Cubs to the French… then they will have to move to Paris and change their name to the "Cheese Eating French Surrender Monkeys".
What kind of place do you live in?
Why, the Taj Mahal, of course.
What do you like about where you live?
All that cool marble and the enormous buffet table and the naked slave girls
What is your current dating situation?
I'm single, I'm horny
What words best describe your personality?
Magnetic, multiple, and bipolar
What qualities do you look for in a mate?
Horny, poor eyesight, narcoleptic tendencies, horny
What factors are most important to you when looking for someone?
Sex skills, hooter size, and nice butt
Tell us what things in life are most important to you.
Spidey powers
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