Since no one on this site actually seems interested in talking for more than 15 minutes before they move on to something new, I don't feel a great obligation to fill anyone in on my personal life. It's also nearly impossible to make oneself sound interesting without writing a novel, so if you have any questions, just ask-- I'm much more interesting than this blurb conveys.

One thing you will need to know-- I am the most awesome person you will ever meet. I'm a pretty big deal. People like me 'cuz I'm rarely late. I also enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

Things I would definitely NOT do on a first date: anything to do with UFC or "fighting for the fun of it" in general, NASCAR ANYTHING, A long walk in the park... seriously, how do yo know when to stop walking and go back to the car?, Sit there and listen to you talk on your phone and watch you text, go dancing, rob a bank (up for discussion), cut down trees, dig a ditch, say the word "bomb" in an airport terminal, etc.

Things I definitely WOULD do on a first date: climb up the outside of a building with suction cups, sit in the car and talk for hours, watch a movie at home, order pizza, spill a soda on you by accident and awkwardly try cleaning up your lap before realizing the inappropriate implications, play in a trivia competition, go swimming in the middle of the night, go target shooting, fight crime, roll out of the car at a stop light and pretend I'm having a heart attack, anything else, go test drive cars I have no intention of buying, throw water balloons off the cliff in my back yard onto the bicyclists on the katy trail below, etc.