A little about me...
Ok, so I am a dork. Called silly, strange, and recently a cheese ball.... not quite figured that one out yet. Anyhow, I am not a very serious person, I smile everyday. I laugh everyday and I expect everyone I come into contact with in that day to smile or laugh. If you don't...... I give wedgies.... to myself. See you smiled. If you didn't shame on you. That was hilarious. Could you imagine, having a normal conversation with someone and them just pulling their underwear up their butt. That would be awesome. Wow, took a little bit of a side tangent there. It says talk about your career. I work, that is all you need to know. I smell at the end of the day too. (its okay, I have soap and water at my house) Im crazy, independent, honest, hard working, funny, and caring. That’s me...

What are you looking for in a partner?
Looking for a good looking woman that has her head on her shoulders, aren’t all peoples heads on their shoulders? You know what is most attractive about a woman..... Brains. If you know little facts that really have no relevance to life, then you and me will get along just fine. Have a sense of humor and like to laugh, bring a change of underwear because, I am not going to lie, a few drops of pee might just seep out. Disgusting, I know. Deal with it...ha-ha. Be honest, caring, funny, lovable, try new things and traveling is good too. I like to travel.

I'd just like to add...
Id just like to add......yellow snow is not lemon flavored. oh by the way, something important..... see serious part. I have three children and they are amazing.



My favorite word..... pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis.

Hang from a ceiling fan with a bottle in my butt clucking like a chicken.