I snort when I laugh sometimes. I talk too softly and too loudly and too much. My dogs (and cat and ferret to a lesser extent) are the most important things in my life. I like to read a lot and watch TV sometimes and movies less often than that.

I have a BA in Writing & Lit and plan to go for my MFA somewhere next year. I write short stories and poetry, but I am still unpublished so I work in a highly stressful, highly exhausting job until something else comes along.

I appreciate spelling and grammar. I appreciate them so much, they might be deal breakers, though I'm not sure what the 'deal' is supposed to be exactly. I'm not interested in marriage or children, which isn't to say I'm not interested in fidelity.

I'm very funny and smart and okay to look at, as long as you don't look too long because then I get nervous.