I hope you also have a sense of HUMOR.

If you do not then move on to your next fishing hole.

Oh and I hate typing.


I'm seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.

My name is Wayne and I live in Michigan, I'm a few years older than 29, Almost fairly well educated, And definitely under-stimulated. I hold down a good job and am pretty stable. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest.

I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise , devotion and worship of my wicked tongue - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both!

You should:

* be 21 to 33 years old; and or 49 to 59 years old. why nothing in between you ask? Well all the women my age want to be Cougars (exceptions will be made)

* have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships;
* enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex;
* have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and
* be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you.

Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women:
* with nice smiles;
* that can handle a larger than average power tool;('')
* Oh and the 70's are over. so everyone needs to cut the lawn

* who are married or already in unstable relationships;
* that drink to forget; and('')

* who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent
* Race and Religion does not matter

Personality Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants

If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don't hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my profile, and do take care.

All the best,

Wayne

PS This profile is in recognition of the big neon sign on my forehead that everyone else can see except me.



Did I say I hate to type.

Thank you Microsoft for Copy/ Cut/ Paste and Edit
No I don't live in my mothers basement. its my grandmothers

Okay now that I have your attention

On a more serious note I am an: Out going fun person. I enjoy laughing and joking around.(So a must for you would be a Great smile/ with lots of laughter left in you.

I do play well with others. and only on rare occasions do I take my toys and go home when upset with my friends. Oh come on who has not done that when they have had enough


I grew up playing sports/boating/hunting and fishing. And still very active today.



I am very outgoing and I like to laugh a lot. I am not into serial dating or anyone who is. I am looking for someone to enjoy spending time with and see where it can lead. Would like to meet that one special person that in time became my best friend in a long term relationship.

I am a very outgoing person. After all, you only live once. For me, it's the simple things in life that matter. I never let a day pass without talking to family they are what make me who I am. I enjoy the great outdoors and spend many weekends at our family cottage enjoying time on the lake, having cookouts, 4 wheeling boating and jet skiing. or just hanging out at the fire pit.

Honesty is a must for me in any relationship. I don’t like playing games – just be honest with me.
I would like to meet someone who actually turns out to be who they say they are. If say your DIVORCED please be. Someone who can be spontaneous but can also be content just relaxing at home cuddling on the couch with a good movie.


One more thing. This is not one of those $700 match sites. YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR

A first Date comes after the first meeting. We can decide together if we are both interested