Hello and thanks for taking a little bite. This pond is full of fish, some will just take a little look and swim on by, a few will have a nibble, tempted by the bait, and others will take a big bite and swallow hook and all. I hope whoever has a nibble will swim on by if they don’t like the bait and if any fish are just too hungry to care about what happens, then please also, swim on by. For those still circling, curious as to what my bait will taste of I promise it won’t hurt you, if you're genuine, sincere, trusting, loving, romantic and sexy I promise to hook you gently, pull you in slowly holding you tight but careful not to hurt you. If you feel uncomfortable and so desire, I will simply lower the net back into the sea and you can swim away.

Somewhere quiet were we can talk and get to know each other, if it’s a nice sunny day perhaps a country pub or tearoom where we can sit outside. Just be good to both agree to meet again....soon.