OK…it’s the 12 days of Christmas…try to sing some of it…lol

On the 1st day of Christmas my “ TRUE LOVE POF” gave to me a woman….under my tree
She was so special, she was so glowing, she was so smart with such tiny baggage it was sheer cheer!

On the 2nd day of Christmas my “ TRUE LOVE POF” showed me something better than 2 beer…..it was her
Under my tree….lol
She was short, she dressed so classy, she had a smile and she spoke very clear….Oh my Dear.

On the 3rd of Christmas my “ TRUE LOVE POF” gave to me 3 possibilities for a low maintenance woman
Three chances to be real, 2 better than beer and a woman under my tree.


On the 4th day of Christmas my “ TRUE LOVE POF” gave me a woman who had not one but Fourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr savingsssssss accounts.
Fourrrrrrrrrr savings accounts, a low maintenance woman, something better than beer and yes….a woman under my tree.

On the 5th day of Christmas my "TrUE LOVE POF" gave to me a woman with 5 cars…..oh wow eh
5 cars with some gas, Fourrrrr savings accounts with real dough, 3 chances for a low maintenance woman, something better than beer and yes….a woman Under my tree

Ho Ho Ho this gets better

On the 6th day of Christmas my "TRUE LOVE POF" gave to me……a woman without 6 DRAMAAAAAAA lessons……I wouldn’t believe it myself
6 drama-less options, 5 wrecked cars, 4 times at least to a bank, 3 pleading crying cases for a low maintenance woman who is Walmart allergic , 2 beer kegs that look worse than her, and yes….a woman Under my tree

Now if she like wore a red ribbon and a smile…wow…true Xmas blessing

Ooops…sidetracked……On the 7th day of Christmas my “ TRUE LOVE POF” gave to me a woman with 7 goood memories from pasttttttttttt.
This means little 7 less sad stories, 6 less chances for drama, 5 new or beat up cars, 4 chequing accounts with savings and Walmarts never seen her, 3 chances for a low maintenance woman, something better than 2 beer, and 1 cute, short cuddly woman under my tree…in red!

On the 8th day of Christmas my “ TRUE LOVE POF” gave me a woman who read 8 books and could do reading writing and arithmetic…so some smarts
At least 8 days of post secondary education, 7 less booohooo stories from past and not living off of cute, 6 drama cases less, 5 forms of transport, 4 more chances of positive cash flow and Walmart begs her to enter, something cuter than 2 beer, short cuddly and can be social and perhaps sexier than a beer under my tree.

On the 9th day of Christmas my “ TRUE LOVE POF” gave to me……9 reasons why women live with with Mommy and Daddyyyyy
Wow… ….my keyboard is about to blow up!
Noooooo Parents in da house, some common sense, no boohoo baggage and shaking da booty, a form of transportation, a winning lotto ticket, Walmart crying at her door, something sexier than a Corona bottle, can form sentences, and much cuter under my tree

On the 10th day of Christmas my “ TRUE LOVE POF” gave to me……10 chances to screw up
I am not perfect and no one is, Neither are the 9 reasons why your parents are in your house, 8 readings lessens, 7 crying fits less over your baggage, 6 courses on how not to be dramatic, 5 1972 Chevette’s, 4 possibilities for some sort of credit without Walmart marketing you alone, something sexier than a beer keg, can speak and not slurr words and looks extremely sexy under my tree

On the 11th day of Christmas my “ TRUE LOVE POF” gave to me
11 less go nowhere lifer pof women who are looking for the perverbial dream
that doesn't exist, 10 thoughts that I am not perfect, Neither are your parents in your house, can you read, no bawling over your baggage, a 1972 Chevette or two, some sort of credit, Walmart marketing you alone, 3 shots for low maintenance, something sexier than 2 beer kegs, and you look incredibly sexy under my tree

On the 12th day of Xmas my “ TRUE LOVE POF” gave to me……someone who’s able to LOVEEEEE

All the women go….AAAAhhhhhhh

Anyway……12 chances to fall in love, 11 less pretentions crabby in love with themselves women on pof, 10 chances to botch up in life, 9 reasons why your parents are in the house, have read 8 doctor Seuss books or know what they are, 7 cheerful stories, 6 less drama incidents if any, 5 chevettes, 4 loonies in your pocket and Walmart closes and gives up, 3 chances for a low maintenance woman, something sexier than 2 beer kegs, and my cutie pie under MY tree.

Oh a walk or quiet sit on the beach would be a good start.