***************************LOOKING FOR MY KARMA***********************************

* Will we ever find each other?
* Is anybody online, truthful?
* How great would it be to meet somebody who means what they say!
* Is anybody ever, content with what they have?
* I rarely initiate contact, I find this works much better if it is YOUR idea.
* With that said, in the final analysis, making YOU smile, makes ME smile.
* I won't get caught up in all of "this". I know better now.

Online dating, the intention in theory is good, but c'mon, have a sense of humor.
If you're fat and you list your body type as athletic, be prepared!
If you're very large, and you list your body type as average, well, OK, maybe I'll give you that one.
I LOVE ( sarcastic ) the people who say, OOOPS, I entered the wrong age on my profile, I am really 58, but it won't let me change it from 48, HAHA, delete the profile and recreate it! LIARS! Like, we're not going to find out? What a way to begin a courtship .... on a lie and misconception.
But please know .... NOBODY would be happier than me, if somehow, in this crazy, mixed up world, he somehow found me! I am just about done trying, on line, with any degree of seriousness, so, please accept my sarcasm and warped sense of humor.

The truth is if we should ever meet I will undress you with my eyes, and imagine us being naked together, if I can see that, we have a chance, if I cannot see myself kissing you, and being naked with you, really, what is the point? (Everyone on here calls it chemistry, but thats what they are thinking too when they say chemistry!) How is THAT for being honest?
So know, upon our first meeting, I am taking your clothes off in my mind.
Sure, it'a about a whole lot of other things also, but THAT has to be in place. You know you agree.

I am definatly not what they call high maintenance. I have a good life and I have every thing I need and want except for a companion. The only thing I would ever want from someone is open communication and quality time together.
If you are within my age range we are not getting any younger and our selection of Fish are limited...lighten up and have fun! If you want to find out if there is any chemistry or get to know someone you need to communicate (talk,chat,IM,text).

For all you guys, if you're lucky enough to find a women your interested in and who shows serious inetrest in you I'm going to give you a few tips to winning her heart and make her crazy for you:

1. A simple random call during the day just to say hello and ask how her day is going. (Lets her know you were thinking about her and way better then flowers!)

2. If she uses IM send her a message off line so when she logs on the first thing she sees it a message from you waiting for her. (Will put a big smile on her face and what a great way to start her day!)

3. Send her a e-mail telling her what you would do to her if you had her locked in the bedroom for 24 hours and could do anything to her that you wanted (If anyone is around her when she opens it they will wonder why she is blushing with a big smile on her face while staring at her computer screen!)

4. Send her a text message letting her know you were thinking of her naked. (That is so sexy!)

5. Walk up behind her and give her a soft kiss on the side of her neck just above her shoulder and under her ear (Drives us absolutely crazy in the best way!)

**Note all these things are free all they cost is a little time and effort!

A competitive game of twister while covered in baby oil, Jello wrestling.......Ok maybe not but I bet it had you thinking. Can be worked out after factoring in time and distance.