The truth of the matter is...
I am a very simplistic kind of guy. You'll usually catch me in jeans/ black shirt, or jeans/ button up shirt with boots. I'm not too bowled over by the glitz n glam of Vegas. I'm more of an outdoorsman. So why am I here? So I can be honest up front. For some reason the majority of women cannot be in a relationship with a man who is an athiest. I don't know why it's always an issue but it is. It does not make me a bad person or suggest a lack of morals, it just means I think for myself and have evolved beyond the point of spiritual neediness. So with that out in the open, let me give you the positives about myself. I am probably the most honest person you can meet. I have had an unusual upbringing and wild past, so I've gotten my kicks young and have sifted out the details in my life and know where I am heading and who I am. I will be going back to school in Jan 2010 to begin the long arduous journey in becoming a pharmacist. I am an open book so I will entertain any and all questions honestly. Now here is some sillyness mixed with fact. You sort out which is which....

Tidbits about me:
Ok here I go...
I might be a nerd. I survived y2k, I really like being bearded (i just like the feel and look), smart, knowledgable, reliable, too honest, fearless, responsible, gentlemanly, thoughtful, spontaneous, I am not an A-hole or a douchbag, supercool, ultraawsome, only a little crazy, funny(i think so), dark humored, active, I've been in 39 states, I am an insomniac, I tend to ramble and rant often, I found and ate the stingray that killed the croc hunter, I shoot hoops with teen wolf, I bowl with Lazerus, I swam to the moon, I was spanked with moon rocks by the moonanites, I recycle because I love mother earth, I proposed to mother earth but was turned down, I just rambled off alot of nonsense, I know how to farm and herd animals, I wish I was 18 in 1966, desire to go back to school, wish I was an anthropologist, I live the jeep lifestyle which is live off the beaten path and make your own roads, I dont dance, ever, my #1 goal in life is to live in the amazon for a year and become a shaman
Things I love n like alot:
rockin the jeep with no doors or top, word play, movie quotes, all artforms (printed, music, movies, conceptual), tattoos, competition, adultswim, steaks, levi's, accordian music, Vicente Fernandez, my dog and snake, the color black, fireworks, westerns, skulls, Pee-Wee Herman, randomness, stand up comedy, offensive humor, shamanism, the supernatural, learning, the great outdoors, cowboy boots, Travis Bickle, naps at redrock, walking in the rain, fist fights (I don't know why), that roller coaster feeling in the pit of your stomach, big trucks, sunglasses, Sirius radio, guilty pleasure songs (like come on Eileen and lovefool), weird people, crazy people who think they're normal, hippies, the smell of dirty hair
Things I don't understand/like:
religion and thiesm, guys who wear pink (it's neither cool nor ok), people using words they don't even understand, I don't know when converse became conversate, cheapos, bad tippers, yourspace (cause it's definitely not this guys space) spam, facebook, Twitter, people who filibuster during debate, scenesters, posers, phony club people, conservatives, liberals, people who can't put the cell phone away for a second, bad music, bad drivers, rude people, gangsters, liars, reality tv, cats, frogs, dying on a Tuesday, working Sundays, closed mindedness, frivolous spending, door to door religion salespeople, people who speak negatively about the great ole US of A, pro-lifers, anti-gunners, people who think alcoholism and obesity are diseases
Words to live and die by:
Regret nothing
Religion don't mean a thing, it's just another way to be right wing - Spoon
Live fast die young
He who makes a beast of himself, forgets the pain of being a man - Dr. Thompson
Responibility is a heavy responsibility - Cheech
Pain is temporary but pride last forever
Here is a man who would not take it - Travis Bickle
Instant karma is gonna get ya - J. Lennon
Love kills the demon - Mickey Knox
Everyone loves a joke but no one likes a fool - Greenday
No matter how much I struggle and strive, I'll never make it out of this world alive - Hank Williams
Who are you calling immigrant? Pilgrim
Great dinner of course. Maybe something exciting that will get our blood flowing like a roller coaster or a trip to the gun store to let off on a fully automatic assult rifle. I also like a date where one teaches the other something new because ones teaching method reveals alot about their personality. I can teach you how to rock climb or shoot guns for example. This is Vegas there are a million plus things to do on short notice like shows and lounges. I love the theater but no movies, ya can't talk. Mainly conversation let's get to know one another.