Things I like: Tattoos, rain storms, pirates, puppy breath, cherries, the smell of my grandmother's hope chest, pizza, horror movies, clean sheets, the color red, relaxing on the beach, cooking and singing along to Patsy Cline, the sound of crickets at night, daydreaming in the bathtub, cussing while I drive, getting drunk and debating conspiracy theories, bogarting the jukebox at the bar, pretending I'm a French tourist and don't speak English...
Things I hate: toe nails, stupid women, arrogant men, people who think farting is funny, most rap music, "Christian values", perfume and cologne, sausage pizza, fat people, bratty kids, The Family Guy and Cops and people who watch those shows, board games, Starbucks, fancy cheese that tastes like butt, and snow.
Okay, more shtuff about me... I have a great job that I like most of the time. My specialty is handling the library computer software, so I guess I'm kind of a computer geek. I laugh at the most inappropriate moments. The filter between my brain and my mouth is missing/broken so I pretty much say whatever is on my mind. I can't stand people who are pretentious, lazy, irresponsible, dishonest, or arrogant. I frequently tend to get lost in my own thoughts - and frequently those thoughts are completely inconsequential.

Sometimes I go to my fav little bistro down the street to read graphic novels and get a good wine buzz going. I always see a couple there, out on a first date. The guy is looking intensely at his date - most likely not listening to a thing she is saying - the girl is posing to look as cute and pouty lipped as she possible can, and when I see these interactions, I puke a little in my mouth.
So I will do pretty much anything but that on a first date :)