Well hello there and thanks for stopping by my profile. A little about me to start. I have all of my teeth and hair. Though some of it I do store in a jar. I have a great six pack. I got kicked out of my place, so I can only store it under my shirt. Hope you like Old Milwaukee. I'm extremely well read. Being homeless at the moment, I'm writing this on a library computer and sleeping in the stacks at night, which gives me plenty of time to catch up on the Enquirer. My job pays extremely well. No shower facilities at the library, and deodorant companies are always looking for experimental subjects. I wonder if that's what happened to the teeth and hair...

I'm looking for a good woman, one into head games. Head games rock. There are so many women to choose from here at PoS, er, PoF that I thought I'd let them come to me. I'm terrible at making decisions. I'm usually torn between donating blood or sperm. Sperm pays a little better and is a lot more fun, but they feed you with the blood. Nothing worse than Old Mil on an empty stomach. Someone with some medical background would probably be good. I sometimes stumble and hurt myself after donating too much blood or drinking right after. That and I have a lot of calluses. What can I say - I'm a giver.

If you'd like to know more, don't IM me, library computer and all. But feel free to drop me a mail here.

If you've read this far and haven't figured out I'm not serious, the first date will be to your local psych ward. Thanks for playing, tell her what she's won John!

P.S. I'm deeply crushed by those of you who don't find me amusing. Seriously. (OK, someone thought I was serious, so consider this parenthetical statement a wink and a nod).

P.P.S. Though it seems silly to immediately dismiss 1/12th of the population, as someone who knows a little something about crazy I'm requesting if you're a Gemini and indentify with your sign, stay away from the contact button. I don't care to hear from you unless you're truly extraordinary in some way, but then don't you all think that? Unless you're a double-jointed, independently wealthy Gemini model with a PhD in astrophysics and a masters in biomolecular chemistry, renew your prescription and just move on.

P∞S. If you'd like to write an unkind or otherwise nasty testimonial, message me so I can add you as a favourite.