What incredibly original things can I say about myself? Well, I recently got out of a long relationship only to realize that I don't know anyone else in this city, despite the fact that I've lived here for four years. Right now I'm just looking to meet some new people and see where it goes. That being said, if I met some cute, funny girl who was willing to dress up as the Wasp for Comic Con next year so I could go as Ant-Man, I'd probably marry her on the spot.

I have a huge love of movies, the very good and the very, very bad. Nearly everyone likes movies of course, but my ideal woman would have a real passion for them. This isn't the same as being a couch potato, by the way, I'm not talking about just watching hours of whatever happens to be on television. But if you consider yourself a movie buff, you probably know the difference. I'm not even sure if these women exist in reality, but that's the dream.

I'm a fairly quiet person, especially in group situations. I much prefer talking to people one on one. I do quite a bit of writing in my spare time and I probably come across as being more humorous and outgoing in print. I've actually had a couple of short stories published. Okay, so it was online but they did pay me in real world money. Like all amateur writers, I'm currently working on a novel I'll never finish.

I'd love to go to some good comedy clubs but I don't think they exist here. (And no, paying a hundred dollars a seat to see Jay Leno at the Mirage does NOT count!) I love sharp, original, stand-up comedy. People like George Carlin, Patton Oswalt, Maria Bamford, Doug Stanhope, Todd Barry and Mitch Hedberg to name a few. If anyone out there knows of real comedy clubs in Las Vegas that don't feature the same old hacks, I'd love to hear about them.

I also like to get out and explore this area. Its good to go out and see the weird things and remember that Las Vegas is NOT like other cities. I love going to the 51s games. I've got zero emotional attachment to the team so I don't feel bad leaving early when they suck. I want to explore the ghost towns and the unusual crap like Area 51, just for the fun of it. I'm not going to lie and say I'm some big fitness freak but I do love the outdoors and the vastness of the desert.

I like women who are smart, funny and cute. Some women hate the word 'cute' but I'll take cute over beautiful any day because at 40, 50 or 60 you will STILL be cute. Beauty fades. Unless extensive plastic surgery is involved.

I don't mind if you worship Jesus, Cthulu, Xenu or anything else. I will respect your religious choices as long as you respect the fact that I'm perfectly happy without one.

Hot chick with the obvious modeling shots looking for a 'generous' man? You're not fooling anyone. Okay, well, maybe for a second.

I'm not sure what kind of fish I am. I don't think I really want to be a fish. Is being compared to a fish even a compliment? However, I do love good sushi. I guess the fish probably don't appreciate that.

Oh and if you like chili that would be a plus. I make awesome chili.

If you enjoyed reading this, we might just get along. Seriously, I'm a great guy and I can provide references upon request.

Something casual? I like to get to know people. I can't think of anything witty to say here. Anyway, you're probably sick of reading this by now!