I am the best looking, smartest and most successful man you will ever meet.

According to my Grandma.

I always thought she was a smart woman.

I’m 6’3”

I weigh 220 lbs.

I have an athletic body type.

I have a full head of hair.

I have all my teeth.

And they’re straight.

And white.

My breath doesn’t stink.

I smell good.

I shower and clean myself daily.

Sometimes twice daily.

I use deodorant.

I’m funny.

I’ll make you laugh.

Sometimes with me.

Sometimes at me.

Sometimes at other people.

Sometimes at yourself.

Sometimes at your mom.

I still love her though.

I am unusually intelligent.

Sometimes that makes it hard to deal with day-to-day interactions and occurrences.

I don’t take that many things seriously.

I’m very spontaneous.

I want to meet you now.

I hate e-mail conversations that last for days or weeks.

Actually I just hate e-mail conversations.

I just moved to SF in the city.

I don’t need or want your money.

I have my own.

I know what I want.

I know how to get it.

I know you would have fun hanging out with me.

Because I know I’m not boring.

I hate acting ‘professional’.

I listen to hip-hop.

Not rap.

Yes there is a difference.

I date outside of my race.

If that’s a problem for you,

Thanks for viewing my profile, Hitler..

But keep looking.

I know how to dress.

I got some style.

I can jump.

Yes I really am White.

I’ll go dancing with you.

Yes that does mean I’ll actually dance and not sit there like a retard and drool on myself while watching you dance.

I’ll never suggest it though.

I don’t get that ‘I just gotta dance!’ urge.

I’m pretty sure that would make me gay if I did.

I never watch TV.

Ever.

I’d much rather educate myself and be productive.

I’m very honest and tend to be blunt.

I love people who are the same.

It’s beautiful.

People are beautiful.

For the most part..

There is such a thing as a stupid question.

And technically, if you ask a stupid question..

Exactly.

I love creative forms of expression.

I love poetry.

I write a lot of poetry.

Primarily spoken word/rhyming poetry.

I’ve been published a few times.

I love to paint.

I love graffiti.

I love to paint graffiti.

Not tagging.

Yes there is a difference.

I don’t do it illegally anymore though.

I love time to myself so I can chill and think.

I think too much.

But I like my thoughts.

So it works out OK.

I have a dark side.

Not like Darth Vader or the Emperor.

I don’t got beef with any rebel alliances.

Maybe dark side is a bad term.

I can be in a bad mood once in a while.

But you can too.

So shut your mouth :)

I like to cook.

I am a pretty good cook.

Actual food too, not just top ramen.

Go figure.

I like the word dope.

I think it’s dope.

And if you’re still reading this

I think you’re dope too.

:)

Peace.