Ok some about me..I like to camp and fish , I'm not real picky about music . I have everything from prince to disturbed on my mp-3. dont like rap but I can do eminim...he's funny. I would like to either build or buy a house in the country someday soon. I dont mind kids at all , I miss mine very much and would take care of yours like they were my own. I am a one woman man , dont play games dont cheat. I have no psyco ex stalking me, nor am I hung up on any past relationships....I hope you arn't either. I play guitar "very poorly" I like to watch the discovery channel. I love Glenn Beck. I'm just looking for someone to go out and have some fun with, get to know and hopefully eventually take my breath away just to look at you sitting on the couch doing a crossword with your hair in a towel. lol you know what I mean. I am an absolute sucker for short girls. I will not date anyone with a butt bigger than mine . grossly obese people discussed me, if your over 45 please pick on someone your own age. if that offends you ...tuff sh#t. Not a big obama fan , if you paid the tax's I do you wouldnt be either. my job and a hundred other reasons. make it hard to meet anyone. absolutely not desperate or needy....just busy.
I've done this online thing before , the defenition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results. I'm gonna try this one more time.....cause I'm an Idiot, and do not learn quickly. lol. please do not lie to me , I will tell you the truth . my pic looks just like ME....not on the cover of G.Q. but I'm not taking up residence under any bridges either. I DO SMOKE!! I will accept no guff over this!! I have a good job! you should too....unless there are cercumstances you cant control but are actively trying to correct! I like to drink "sometimes" and heck "sometimes" even get drunk....but am not an everyday and twice on weekends alcoholic. do I like to party with friends once in a while?.....yes. I would eventually love a normal life.... you know Pick paint color's , landscape the yard, remodel the house..all that stuff. and I'm gonna make someone a very happy girl someday! You know I have to laugh, every other profile on here has the headline " are there any good guys left" answer: NO I'ts just down to us pricks so pick me so we can get the hell off this site. I got a good one "are there any ladys that arnt effn nuts or have an A$$ like a buick left"? look ladys, I can imagine what it must be like for alot of you on here .....a million e-mails a day with everything from whats your bra size to hi my names hank and im 65 but feel 30. well I dont want to be the next dork in your inbox so If you think you would be interested, please let me know.

I dont know what the first part would be....as I stated earlier " I am an idiot" but it would probably end with us starring longingly into each others eye's as where handcuffed and read our rights.