Dear Santa,

I only want one thing for Christmas...someone to love me half as much as I would love him (my heart is 10x bigger than my waist line).

Please make him RESPECTFUL, honest, funny, caring, adventurous, open-minded, sociable, intelligent***, romantic, trustworthy and makes me laugh with a big heart and social graces. I would like it very much if he didn't expect sex on the first date but knows that that is a gift given freely to one that is very special (I know you're a man too, but don't you guys know that the brain is the biggest sex organ? Just askin' because I am a girl.)

*INTELLIGENCE doesn't necessarily mean formal education. It means being smart enough to want to get to know a woman (who she is and what she is about) and not giving a fig about how big her chest is or what parts of her body she does or does not shave. You know who you are and provide me with good material for the stage.

I am not perfect but I am a good "girl" not looking for one night stands or friends w/benefits. I am an organ donor and donated my gallbladder this year. My friends think I am funny and pretty nifty to have around. Honesty, trust and communication are important. I won't lie and sometimes men don't like it when I say what I am thinking (would they rather try and read my mind...that is a recipe for disaster) and I don't tolerate disrespect. If they want a wimp, send them to someone else with my sympathies and phone number...I will teach her :-). Finding ways to make someone feel appreciated or to put a smile on their face makes me happy. I love to spoil and be spoiled. Please give me the chance. I only need one!!!

I know this is a tall order but I stopped crying about the husband and puppy you didn't bring me last year (guess both were too much for you to handle....lol) so maybe with only one request...my stocking won't be empty this year and I can give you the extra kleenex back. If you do a good job and I find him under my tree, he will find more in his stocking than my foot!

Thank you in advance,
Lauri

I will smile, be myself and make him feel welcome (remember I am a nice "girl"). It wouldn't be fair to say what I wanted to do. If I wanted a date with myself, I wouldn't be on here :-). It would be a mutual decision. Maybe Santa will give us a ride in his sleigh!