I'm not on here with great expectations of finding my lobster but who knows? I'm not so sure looking for love is either wise or romantic but then possibly that's why I'm single. That and all the other stuff.

I love music. I can't be much more specific than that without rambling and nobody wants that. I play a bit of guitar, blag the piano and sing a lot (though mostly to myself).
I write a lot of fictive drivel when the urge takes me and hope that one day all my scrawlings will fall together into something almost worth reading.
I've begun writing a load of toss on moral philosophy too (just for er...kicks).
I plan to write a screenplay then direct and act in it. Who doesn't want to do that!? Not happened yet but I'm chewing on it.

Here's some other stuff I like, followed by some stuff I don't like;

I like to get my mojo workin and rip up the dance floor.
I like diving, I only have six dives under my kill me belt but I'm dying to get back at it.
I've done a bit of snowbording but I've not hit the snow for ages. :(
Playing tennis is a new and somewhat unlikely hobby for me. Unlikely, as it's rather civilised don't you know? (This I find can be remedied by playing in my gimp mask and crotchless panties whilst screaming 'I'm an angry muffin' at passers by).
I likes me clubbing, pubbing, raves in the woods and house parties.
Watching a good film in good company - cliched but true.
I love animals. They're like humans but too stupid to hold responsible for their behaviour. Also they are sometimes bigger, smaller, furrier, scalier, featheryerer, have a variety of extremities and sometimes cluck.
That said, I have a strong aversion to most spiders. I have reason to believe they are extra-terrestrial spies. Just the other day I saw one operating what appeared to be a miniature technical device, possibly for reconocance purposes.
...and wasps are just pointless and irritating **stards.
Cooking can be superfun!
(Having to cook is not superfun but then having to do ANYTHING is not superfun).
Nakedness can also be superfun (not whilst cooking as that can be quite dangerous).
Talking to myself is usually quite pleasant and always preferable to talking to Nigel, as my therapist tells me he exists only as a figment of my imagination. (Should I confirm that as a joke?).
Seeing things that aren't really there can be really super dooper. (I thought I saw a ghost once but it was probably just Nigel).
Randomly spouting needless profanities like **!@, ?#"!licker, F**^ing @~*$!munch and spatula.
Rectifying my spelling mistakes at a later date.

The following suck in a bad way; (in no particular order)
Chavism
Theism
Racism
John McRuick
People who feel justified in doing/saying/thinking s**tty things purely on the basis that people before them did the same.
Homophobia
Women who think sexual equallity gives them the right to all the perks of the male role without any of the drawbacks
Lies (not liars per se)
Hypocrisy (not hypocrites per se)
Dumb people who take the piss out of other people for being dumb (though everything's relative I spose).
Breaking strings
John Mcruick
Parsnips
Most people
The thought of swallowing spiders in my sleep
Saying/doing things that I later regret
Regreting not having said/done things
Talentless w**kers like Kid Rock who rip off/f**k around with other peoples music and call themselves musicians. Incidentally that's just one of the many reasons I'm not a great appreciator of the urban genre in general.

So yeah, I'm the bottom dweller. I dwell on bottoms all the time. A-hur.

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Hello?

Gimmicky dates don't strike me as being such a good idea, at least not for first dates. It's best (in my humblest of opinions) to share that kind of thing with someone you know you want to share it with. The whole point is they're supposed to be original and I'll bet there are people who go out on the same date with different people over and over again and there's something about that that doesn't seeem quite right. Besides, people need to know where the exit points are. Neutral ground. Somewhere you can chat and get to know eachother without the gimmickry. If the company is good and there's some compatibility, anything else is irrelevant.
Incidentally, I'm not the sort of person to sling wads of cash about to impress someone I've only just met either so :P
...not that I go on all that many dates to be fair. Even despite my obvious charm and sunny disposition.