I am a single father of three wonderful children. I could bore you to tears with my iteration of what I am looking for in this life. Like most on this site, that ultimately is a partner for this journey we call life. I am not going to put the same thing on here as the next 114 guys you view. Read my interests, ask me a few questions and you'll get a clear picture of who I really am; a normal decent guy. Just Sayin'.

Additional Interests: Getting an A+ From My Favorite Teacher, Turning Cart Wheels, Cute Shoes, Tony the Tiger, A Duck Walked Into A Bar......, Verbally Expessing My Love Of Hoofed Animals (except Giraffes), Clearing Up Mysteries Without Any Clues, Shark Fin Ice Cream Pie (No sharks are harmed), Culture, Chia Pets, Feeding Fish,There Is No Future In Time Travel, New Tires, Requesting Money on POF, Thai Food, Soggy Cereal, Kiss, Back Wash, Holy Smokes Wally, It's Just a Jump to the Left, Playing Twister, Salsa the New Ketchup, Beavis, What Would Charlie Harper Do?, Banjos, Throwing Rocks, Tape Worms, Counting Roadkill While Driving, Spotting Dead Kangaroos, Chutes and Ladders, Eating Twinkies, Playing Hangman on the Phone, Snails, Fred Flintstone, Blackberry Cobbler, Laxatives, Fire, I Strongly Dislike The Behavior of Red-Winged Black Birds, Hang Man on IM, Goat Milk, Hang Man In The Dirt At The School Yard, Hang Man In Your Mind, Hang Man On Dirty Cars, Lawn Clippings, Drunk Night Lawn Mowing, Boring People, Reasonably Correct Spelling, Nit Picking, Sour Milk, Answering Fan Mail, River Otters, Where are all the swimsuit models?, Singing In The Shower, Over Medicating, Photo Copier Repair, Pillow Fights, News At 11, "Could you Supersize that?", Never Tell A Good Story Once, "Alex, I'll take Gestation for $2,000", Errant Dart Tossing, Pet Hair.

OTHER STUFF

"If you're not a liberal when you're 20, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative when you're 40, you have no head." author debated

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Sir Winston Churchill

Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." unknown author

"Oh my God! That's the coolest fxxxing story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?" Seth

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day" - Kip

A bird does not sing because it has an answer -- it sings because it has a song.

Rather than trying to find the right person, try being the right person.

Hobbies...Real and Phony, occasionally witty, interests, telling deer I love them

Goals:200 Consecutive Pushups By 12/01/09, Certified Grip Master, World Peace

Unique because....I have a phobia of giraffes

Music...Soup Dragons and Billy Ocean

I wonder how many people on this site list their drug usage as greater than three times per week. (update - a whole lot. I guess I don't appreciate the popularity of weed)

4 Mile Run (serious)

Play Hang Man and Petting Fish (not so serious)

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Clean out the garage, darn my socks, and make toast...... it depends on the person ........ how about something fun? (not so serious)

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Visit a real haunted house and play ghostbusters (no)

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Get Drunk and hold up a gas station

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Visit my Mother and ailing Aunt (it would be interesting)

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Alternativly, if you would be interested, I would like to book a two-week expedition in Alaska. The trip would entail photographing, hopefully with success, many of the species of the last frontier. Following the photography trip we would jump a freighter and make our way to Tibet with the goal of meeting the Dalia Lama(He has a time-share there). Next we would bike and hike from Moscow to London hitting all the major cities of Europe. Afterwards we could catch a movie or just hang out at a malt shop. (I do like malts)