Okay so this is my second attempt at this. The first time was an adventure. I met a lot of great girls. Also, some racists, liars, and transgenders! Is it just me, or should you lead with the fact that you're actually a guy wanting to be a girl???? jk, didn't happen. i have a warped sense of humor.

my station in life: I just finished teaching elementary science at a charter school. I know I'm supposed to say that I loved it, but I didn't! Don't get me wrong, I loved the kids, even the ones that "keep it real Mr. G!" But, the school was horrible and so much is asked of teachers today. I can't imagine being 50 and still being kicked in the nuts by 9 year olds and making less than a waiter (no offense to waiters!) back to school.my Master's in Counseling. I'd like to be an L.P.C. for kids and families. I'm good at relationship advice even though it's been a while since I've been in one (no fault of my own, besides being picky!)

Likes: discussing questions without answers, old 90s dances like "the sprinkler" and "the bus driver", the zoo, vegas, the word douchebag, paintings so big you feel like you could walk into them, the gym, independant films with acting and without explosions or caterpillars turing into robots, good moms, good dads, dogs, kids that need our help (yes i'ma softie!), cowboys (and manly too!), rangers, smell of a basebll glove, and of course hot women!

dislikes: actual douchebags and not just the word, days when I feel like I accomplish nothing, david beckham (smug little w*****!), ed hardy shirts, gasoline, coffee, girl on girl action (if they don't need me, i don't need them!), people without empathy or the capability to see the world beyone themselves, complainers (well i guess i'm complaining about complainers so maybe i should shut up!), bills, and john mayer.

Truthfully I wouldn't go out on a first "date" with someone. Usually a "pre-date". Something like casual drinks and conversation. I've been burned too many times to order a horse and buggy, 600 roses, dancing midgets, a sky-writer, and a mariachi band for a first date. Something simple and then work our way up.