I'm often referred to as a meddling kid by foiled criminals, yet known to be a free-wheeling partner in crime. Such is the paradox that surrounds me. I tend to be of the dry wit & sarcastic variety w/ my humor and have a quirky personality that many find charming & enjoyable. Did I mention my humble sense of modesty? I have a BA in English & Classics so I enjoy reading & history. I'm a writer/art enthusiast, currently focusing my energy towards poetry & visual art projects. Let's see, I like spending time in NYC: going to art galleries & museums, seeing bands, dining out...just wandering around. Enjoy cooking and tasting new wines, entertaining at my place. It all comes down to this...my life really revolves around Music, Art, & Literature. Musically, this is what's dominating my stereo right now: Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, The Smiths, Velvet Underground, Grand Funk, London Suede, Husky Rescue, Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Black Angels, Pulp, Broken Social Scene, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Sufjan Stevens, Neil Young, Ennio Morricone, Shirley Bassey, Roberta Flack, Freddie Hubbard, Coltrane. Some favorite writers: Baudelaire, Bukowski, Vonnegut, Rimbaud, Nietzsche, Foucault, Rumi, Rhys, Hart Crane.

Addendum: Also, I shave my head with a blade every few days, so my head is generally bald while my hair is technically blond. My female friends have said that I'm really more slender/toned and look better in person than the photos...so take that for what it's worth.

And I can't believe I have to mention this but it's reaching epidemic proportions - please know the difference between, and use correctly in your profile, these words: your & you're; there, their & they're; to & too, bear & bare; deer & dear; and any other homonyms that if you simply think for 2 seconds you should be able to spell!

First dates are up for discussion, but as for the ideal woman i. e. slightly imaginary...Hmm, remember that time in Weird Science, when they made that barbie doll into...what? That wasn't a documentary?! They need to put a disclaimer at the beginning, so many years wasted. Well, intelligence and sense of humor are good, especially when combined to form a witty/sarcastic/charming sort of personality. A love of music, art, and literature is a plus. I like a girl who can laugh at herself and have fun in just about any situation. Who you're with, not where you are mentality. Someone who is confident in her appearance...can control the room with her smile alone. Someone who can be both silly & serious. I like a girl w/ a wild side who is also laid back. Hmm, there seems to be a polar opposite motif happening here...I swear it was unintended. If you've read this far you may need professional help & you should probably write me. Preferably the latter. In the end you have to ask yourself one question, "Do I feel lucky?" Well do you girl? What are you waiting for then?! Give into that overwhelming urge rising up inside of you and write me. Unless what's rising up inside is vomit. Bonus points for any woman who actually appreciated the Dirty Harry rip-off.