A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in gasoline and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a baseball bat shoved up his backside.


I'm a very laid back, honest, friendly and playful person. I enjoy practicing/teaching Brazilian jiu-jitsu, kitesurfing, surfing, going to the movies and sometimes just staying home and making it a Blockbuster night with that special someone. My two boys are my world and I love to watch animated/kid movies with them. I'm originally from Brazil, but I've been living in Florida for 21 years. I love this place... I was born in Rio de Janeiro, so I like visiting there to see my family. I also love Cancun, the mountains during snow-skiing season, and I would love to see Europe someday. I'm not much of a writer, and because of my playful sense of humor I prefer to have conversations face to face. So...if you would like to find out more about me, send me an email, wink, S. O. S., message in a bottle, smoke signals...lol.


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“Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power. If you realize that you have enough, you are truly rich.” Tao te Ching

“Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe.” Tao Te Ching


///////////////////////NOW FOR MY FUN SIDE ;)////////////////////////////////////////

This is for the women’s with a sense of humor!!!! :):):)


DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No tits
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
Fun = Annoying
New age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Professional = Biach
Wants soul mate = Stalker



Women’s English

1- Yes = No
2- No = Yes
3- Maybe = No
4- We need = I want
5- I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6- We need to talk = you’re in trouble
7- Sure, go ahead = you better not
8- Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9- I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10- You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?


Men’s English

1- I am hungry = I am hungry
2- I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3- I am tired = I am tired
4- Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5- I love you = let’s have sex now
6- I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7- May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8- Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9- Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10- Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11- Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay



Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Love the ones who do not, just because you can. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Kiss slowly, forgive quickly. God never said life would be easy. He just promised it would be worth it....

You do not have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps ;0)


Hey, you know, life is too short, so live it up.... and smile...you may just brighten someone's day...:)

Take her to get a Happy Meal... Hey times are bad right now, plus I get a toy for my boys...lol!!! Just playing ladies... I think coffee for a first date sounds good or whatever place she feels comfortable....