I'm looking for a lady who would enjoy having a man service her feet, gift her with shoes, and fund her pedicures on a regular basis. I run an online women's shoe store, so I have a big selection that you can choose from!

My parents have lived with my brother and I in our house for about six years, and that essentially takes much of my time. I always mention to them that they took care of me when I was a kid, so now it's my turn! Mom had a bout with cancer and my dad has had strokes, heart attacks, and is now on dialysis. He gets around with a walker and mom helps out, but they could never live alone, and a nursing home was not an option for me!

So at this point, I could never do the care-giving role and a full-blown relationship justice at this point. One of them would have to suffer, and I could never have that. So, liking feet the way that I do, I wondered if doing something along those lines would be nice.

But I know what you're thinking! Yes... I am one of those "foot guys" you've probably heard about at one time or another. Maybe in a negative light, maybe in a positive one. But I am who I am and honest about what you can expect. What you will get is an intelligent, respectful guy who is not using this story to ever try and get "beyond" your feet. I am not one of those guys who will wine and dine you and expect that you "owe" me something.

Anyway, I've always had this desire to be a "servant" to a woman's feet. For the lady to see me as just someone who is there to maintain and be responsible for her feet. To massage and service them, provide her with shoes, and make sure that her pedicures at her salon are paid for so she can spend the money that she saved on the pedicure on something for herself.

Like the lawn care guy or landscaper, I would meet with you say, once a month; do your feet, gift you with shoes, and give you a gift certificate to your favorite salon. Kind of like a salon appointment, but on a slightly different note (well, a little more than "slightly" I will admit).

I have to say that I will enjoy this just as much as the lady would, but will always be discreet and professional, while maintaining a good friendship. Due to my living arrangement, I would have to come to you. And no, I am not saying this because I have a wife hidden at the house. You're more than welcome to come and visit mom and dad. Just don't mention the foot thing cause they're from the "old school" and already think I'm off my rocker as it is with the high-heel shoe business!

No "relationship" in the technical sense, and no sex. Not into the traditional sex part at all. We can both do this fully clothed! Well, except for your lack of shoes. We can be friends, though! And what I do is 100% up to you, as it always should be.

I'm "normal" in all other respects, believe it or not! (Unless you ask mom and dad, of course. Then they'll tell you my embarrassing childhood stories that all parents feel compelled to share with friends and family).

I don't know what else to say, other than, "Please drop me a line! I would love to hear from you!"

To me, this would be two people doing something quite different than your average "date", and just having a lot of fun with it.

It wouldn't really be considered a "date" in a technical sense. Let's just say that you'll get your feet serviced, get a great pair of shoes, and a gift certificate to your favorite nail salon (I used to do pedicures, but prefer to indulge the lady in a professional one). Then you can send me on my way till you're ready the next time! It's as simple as that. At least I think it is!

If you notice that I looked at your profile, yet didn't contact you, that is intentional. I always wait and see if the lady makes first contact. In me making first contact, I always feel like I'm putting the woman on-the-spot, even if she chooses not to respond. I realize I am certainly not for everybody, so I prefer if the lady makes first contact.

Also, if nothing else, I live by the following principle:

"When we choose not to focus on what is missing from our lives,
but are grateful for the abundance that's present...
We experience heaven on earth"

SOME ADDITIONAL THOUGHTS

I asked my brother how I could lose 10 pounds of ugly fat.
He told me to cut off my head!

I was also once a bellhop, but I could never get any dates because the
women said that I carried too much baggage!

Then I mentioned wanting a nice, quiet date where we could play checkers,
Clue, and Monopoly, but many women here say they don't like men who
play games!

I then decided to buy some beakers, test tubes, and laboratory flasks because
so many ladies insist on good chemistry! So I practiced that for a while.

I also went to a furniture store looking for a little table to put in my bedroom.
The saleslady asked what I was looking for and I said, "One night stand!" She slapped
me and walked away. Women!!

And finally, I've entered many spelling bees, but I've never one won.

And if nothing else, here's wishing you a safe and wonderful Holiday Season!!