i'm a bit of a scatterbrain... i don't like capital letters- i think they're unfair to numerals (which have no upper or lower cases)... the mispronunciation of "nuclear" (noo-kee-ler) makes me smile... i prefer coke zero to diet coke... i'm not a hunter but i love archery... i think texting is technologically regressive but i do it anyway (and a lot)... i plan on retiring in a lighthouse... i have an unhealthy fascination with single-engine planes... the first thing i draw when i'm mindlessly doodling is a roll of toilet paper (don't ask why)... i find baseball incredibly boring to watch but incredibly fun to play... i can't sing my way out of a wet paper bag but i love to karaoke... i can't stand the color pink or wintergreen gum as they both remind me of pepto bismol... i love all varieties of mashed potatoes ranging from "instant" to "from scratch"... i'll raft in any body of water that's bigger than the raft... i can't taste the difference between 2% milk and whole... i love to two-step and go to honky-tonks looking like i do in my pics... don't be fooled by my two-stepping- i love noisy music... i could never figure out how to properly pluralize "c.d." ("c.d.s" looks like "see-dee-ess")... i write with a fountain pen as it makes me feel like i'm writing something profound even if i'm just writing dirty limericks... ask if you wanna know more... oh, and rate my pic! i'm curious as to how well my cheesy zoolander-esque shot does on here!!

could be anything: vandalism with masking tape (love walking that legal grey area!)... jumping off a perfectly sound platform with giant rubber bands tied around our ankles... shooting off last year's fireworks in absolute defiance of city ordinance... driving to an oklahoma casino just to put $10 on red at their electronic roulette machine... challenging a high-dollar sports car driver to a race, then testing the tortoise-and-the-hare theory by never exceeding 20 mph... open to ideas:-)