Hi. I hate Florida. I'm looking to move, but I'm kind of planted here for now.

I like video games, ethnic foods, weird (non-psychotic) people, fight sports, and Tom Waits (he's a musician). I do prefer people with interesting, non-vanilla tastes. It helps if you can appreciate the finer things in life, such as zombies (serious deal-breaker if you don't).

I'm pretty down to earth and fairly non-stupid (drug free, no criminal background, college-educated, work full-time etc.). I also have great teeth (f'ing amazing) and no diseases or major dysfunctions. Srsly.