Hi, I'm the Wrecking Ball. I earned that moniker when I crashed my Honda Civic into a bearing wall located in the garage of my friend's apartment, nearly bringing the building down.

I have a confession to make: I am not really a world famous donkey breeder. I merely seized an opportunity to incorporate an amusing double entendre into my profile to capture your attention.

While my driving skills allude to a reckless disregard for rational behavior, I am as sharp as a tack and as cool as a cucumber. If you are seeking a cute, nice guy with a pea for a brain whom you can manipulate on a whim, well, keep looking. If you confuse Felix Mendelssohn with Felix the Cat, or worse yet, the Felix Chevrolet on Fig just north of USC, you probably shouldn't message me. Speaking of Mendelssohn, if you don't appreciate music that takes talent to produce, we may not get along. That doesn't mean you have to be a classical fan -- just don't bust out your air-tight thesis why Britney Spears or the Jonas Brothers belong in the pantheon of musical greats.

What am I looking for? Well, if you're cute, intelligent, adventurous, family-oriented, caring, and have a passion for life, you should shoot me a message and we'll take it from there. Bonus points will be awarded if you're a nerd and/or a cuddler.

And finally on a more serious note, I may come across as a goofball, but I'm in fact quite serious about my career and possess extremely ambitious goals. I view my job not as a means to make money, but as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to leave a legacy. I'd prefer to meet someone who shares a similar passion for what they do.

Now, all I can promise you is that I'll keep things interesting and fun, and if you're a bit grammatically challenged, I can teach you how to effectively incorporate elliptical pronouns into your daily vocabulary ;-).

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A random adventure that involves a bottle of 2 Buck Chuck. I need to save cash during this recession...

...or we could do karaoke so I could laugh at you for being such a crappy singer. Or perhaps bikram yoga -- if you wear a bikini, I'll wear a banana hammock. Just kidding.