Looking for someone who can recite the alphabet backward, standing on 1leg. I need a gal who can take a good punch...Mike's hard maybe. Desperate housrwives, oxygen, lifetime, all the time. Absolutely no football or sports. Frankly, I hate men. No sex either, you gotta work 4 this chico, plus it feels too good. Any laughter or pleasure I control, with the help of bff's. If you like long walks in the park, wouldn't mind poking dead animals, n rolling in poison oak, your 4me. If this fits you msg me rt away. If not, msg me rt away, lolz.

I guess we could start by meeting each others parents. Put my mom in a nursing home. Dance w/10thsnd firefliz. Is that considered beastiality? Join a gang. Go to the zoo, let some animals out, run like hell. Dance w/firefliz again and agree we're like beasts 2. Set up 100guys from POF to meet 4coffee and set the place on fire. They're creepy anyway. Meet the parent again xplaining we hv a twin. End w/sexual encounter at the browns stadium, somebody has to score, lolz